Continuing with the Aetherverse xenolinguistics series, I thought it'd be funny in The Aetherverse to imagine what leftist "educators" might do to the English language in the distant future. I figured they'd dumb down the grammar and artificially borrow tons of foreign words to promote "cultural diversity." They're already saying grammar is racist, anyway.
Unispeak is a bastardized, degenerate variant of Classical Anglic spoken in the largely uneducated, leftist Commune. It has a highly simplified grammar and significant borrowings from the prominent minority languages of the proto-Children of the Dole.
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