Alex Jones shaved his beard for the first time in like five years, since like 2018, if we go to war as Black Rock wants, we will lose all our hair too, we'll look more pumpkin than this banned forbidden gay frog, we'll go bald and lose our teeth. Alex Jones is what you will look like if we go to World War III, and the powers that be want us to go to global battle. We are falling for their trap.

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Alex Jones has a naked face. Why is Kathleen Kennedy trending? Is it because of South Park? They should put Alex on their show. Hell no, don't set yourself on fire like Buddhist monks did for the Vietnam War. Women should shave their hair in protest of World War III. Tell your barber you want the Alex Jones Haircut. Make me look like a gay frog.

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Karate Kid had a cartoon in 1989. Xray girl could cosplay as alternate reality Kenny from South Park, all you need is a jacket and a dab of purple. That Panderverse episode special was brilliant as it discussed why Disney/Hollywood sucks and it discussed why college sucks/who's actually taking our jobs.

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