The Alphabet Art Challenge - Day Two- 'B' For Burritos

in alphabetartchallenge •  7 years ago 

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I am a pedant I freely admit
and this sign I can see from the room where I sit
upon my sensibilities it’s a constant assault
though I’ve swivelled my chair it still manages to taunt

I am pedantic now that is a fact
I see something skew-whiff and can’t help but act
you might love me or hate me but you won’t catch me out
I’m always correct and that’s never in doubt

One thing in this life that I hold to be true
an unwritten law a secret taboo
If in your cafe burritos you sell
for gawd sake first learn burritos to spell


This post is part of a challenge proposed by @tonyr to post a work of art (in the loosest possible sense of the word) each day for 26 days, each corresponding to a letter of the alphabet.

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LOL! Laughed so hard I got the dog barking... There is something so cool about a poem about being pedantic and sarcastic about spelling :)

And their mistake is really bad...

Great poem WeirdyDeirdy, well done you get an A+ for it from me, an upvote and a resteem.

I am 50 years old and have never eaten a Burrito so there are a few other sad fuckers about.

I know someone who will brick that window for Euro 100 if it annoys you that much, one of my buds lives close by and has a bag full of bricks always at the ready for riots, coppers and windows, let's know if you need his services.

Nice poem to go along with the picture. I love burritos.

I've never eaten burritos, but I can spell 'em!

Interesting. Never eaten a burrito. I've never met anyone that hasn't had a burrito of some sort.

I don't get out much;)