Guys I think I'm spiraling out of control, so I thought it'd be cool to document my fall on the blockchain!
It's 1:55 pm and I'm drinking..
To be fair it's Coors Light so it's not that bad right?
And while we're at it who said that drinking alcohol only had to be at night, or on the weekend??.. @goldenarms is a maverick and I create my own rules!
I'm hanging out in my wife's office because the cats in here and only losers drink alone right? I also enjoy the fact it's bright and airy in this room, please don't tell her I'm not using a coaster she'd kill me! *I maybe a maverick but she's in charge 😛
My wife's not on Steemit, she says she's too "busy" but I think she'd do really well. She's a great writer and one of her many passions is makeup.
She's got thousands of dollars worth of this shit and on YouTube makeup blogs do really well.. so maybe that'd be the same here I don't know?
Just look at all the his crap! She'd be pretty upset if she knew I was messing with her stuff!
Whatever this is it says it's made with real cocoa? I love chocolate maybe I'll have another beer and taste it..
Says it contains real gold too so that's chillin, I love gold!
I'm pretty sure she just enjoys the packaging and collecting this stuff. How many of these do you really need?
I put that stuff back but I'm sure she'll notice its out of place and this maybe the last you hear of me 😁
So back to the major issue at hand, do you guys enjoy drinking in the daytime? Is a Tuesday off work reason enough to celebrate with yourself and have a few cold brews? Let me know in the comments..
I figure I'll have 5 or 6 before the wife gets home and then order a pizza because it's my night to cook 😎 Aslong as I don't make too much of a mess and she doesn't notice I was touching her makeup I should be ok?
I did get some things done today, I woke up and did the dishes, then I went to the post office to mail out a pkg for @raybrockman. That's when I had an impulse to go to the liquor store and now here I am..
Thanks for reading guys and all the support, I'm gonna get a light buzz and do some curating now 😎
Yes, you are! And I'm proud of ya mate.
Drinking in the day rules. Nothing better than a few bottles in the afternoon, it's civilised after all.
Drink away my man.
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Thx for having my back Percy, you're a good dude 😎
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Buddy...come on now.
You're Canadian, are you not?
Grab a Steamwhistle...
Don't let that dirty American Water taint your palette.
#amibecomingadirtydrunk is a great hashtag, though.
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Steemwhistle is a great pil — blows the doors off a coors light!
I do agree with the high praise for the new tag — think i found a new spot to hang out when i’m day drinking ;)
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Now Coors light maybe donkey piss, but us Americans have some great beers! Also Steamwhistle probably tastes like chugging cum from a conductor. (; I'll pass
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You want a good beer? If you can get Founder's Brewery near you...Dirty Bastard is the tits.
Michigan-based beer but I've seen it on occasion elsewhere.
Take it slow though...high ABV. But incredibly tasty.
I think we can all agree Coors Light is donkey piss...ALL of us. ;-)
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Guys please don't fight over my choice of brew! This day drinking is tearing us apart! Lol
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I can't think of a more important issue! Look what you cause @goldenarms
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Omg I had a steemwhistle on the flight to Toronto once and that's the last, I promised I'd never let my tastebuds endure that again! Lol I usually enjoy Kieth's but I figured Coors light would be right for day drinking 😊
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Steamwhistle is my go-to when I'm visiting the Great North. I like Keith's too...Rickard's Red...
Even Labatt and Molson have their place.
It's all better than the standard go-to's in the states...
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You could've done worse. Least you arn't drinking Bud Light!
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Oooh take that Bud Light you son of a bitch! Haha Um..so I decided to put some of this makeup on and now I'm really pretty. A blog about it will follow soon..😝
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Your're having quite the day!
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I'm a hot mess, thanks for the laughs. You're getting added so I can follow your downfall now
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Hey @goldenarms if your looking for a laugh while drinking, check out my last post on my page
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...met my girl d town today for lunch — one of us has to work! Lol
Anyway, it’s always after 5 somewhere, so i had a caesar and she had a “coffee’d” old fashioned — that’s my girl!!!
She goes back to the office with a glow, and me and Leon keep on rollin’
😜🤣🤪
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As an American, who has never been north of the border, don't you drink Labatt Blue? It's better than Coors, Miller, or Budweiser and probably costs about the same.
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Yeah usually I choose a Canadian beer but today I was feeling an easy drinking beer and grabbed Coors. I didn't expect this level of vitreal for my selection haha
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I think people are looking out for you, because friends don't let friends drink bad beer.
Also, I went to Golden, Colorado once. I stopped at four breweries...none of which were Coors 😁
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But it's the silver bullet, that's gotta count for something? And what's with the banquet beer, is that only for bar mitzvahs or something?
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Where do we begin with the psychoanalysis? First, stay away from your wife's makeup draw - not a good sign. Second, you are drinking with the cat, don't you know cats are the extreme moochers of the animal kingdom, turn your back for one second and that feline will chug your beer. Side note - you should tell your wife of the Steemit legend of a woman who earned $30K, in the early days for a video about applying lipstick or some such nonsense. Third, you are drinking Coors Light, what self respecting Canuck drinks Coors Light in the middle of the day; turn in your flannel shirt. What Labatts isn't good enough for you? Look who got all high and mighty - big hoser - eh! (someone please stop me, Christ I need a beer) Finally, and most disturbing of all you are drinking with the cat, and you know everything is hers. Run and hide the beers (term used very loosely). Now I have get to get back to work -thanks for the break.
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Haha! Careful...CBC news would disagree with you.
It's just expressing your individuality...or something.
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Get yourself a beer man! If you're at work right now just leave, life's too short 😊 but watch what you say about the kitties, they're some of my favorite ppl
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Nice post !
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts ! 😉😉
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Hey I like that, mind if I use it?
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Yeh
It's my pleasure !
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You have the right idea. Day drinking is the best and where I'm from (Wisconsin) it is a way of life. Better finish that 12 pack! Enjoyed the post. Not sure your wife will be thrilled, but she'll get over it. Plus buzzed chores are fun!
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Well pack my bags I'm moving to Wisconsin! I betcha noones ever said that before! Lol I'm kidding, I'm from a really rural backwoods kinda place here in Canada. Also she's pretty forgiving just really scary sometimes 😝 Thx for the endorsement DD 👊😎
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Day drinking is some of the best drinking! Coors is an excellent choice for day drinking... Allows for maximum intake without getting plastered thereby allowing for better day-to-night drinking. It's a win-win...
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Very good analytical thinking on display here
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It’s 5:00pm somewhere 😀
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Yeah it's like 3 am in Australia right now
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Well, if you had some beer from one of the local microbreweries, I might have joined you in a beer or two, but Coors Light? Really? No Canadian? Okay, okay. I'll give you a break. You've been slogging like dog at work, so enjoy it! Your wife may not notice if you put it all back exactly the way it was including wiping your grubbing paw marks off. What kind of pizza you having for dinner? I may forgive the beer and come over for some...
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Pizza Delight. If you come over sometime I'll let you choose the beer and za
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in my part of the country Coors Light is the most popular beer sold... so drink with pride and enjoy ya crazy canuck.
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It's an easy drinking beer 😁 for sissies lol thanks SP for stopping by and say hi to the kitties for me
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must be nice :)
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Lol anyone can do it, just quit your job, say goodbye to a normal life and start drinking!
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haha, one day
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Knew you wouldn't be able to resist the makeup! And wow...It's so ORGANISED!!!! (unlike mine) Can't wait for the photo's :) Cats are great company for anything, has she wheedled an extra feed out of you yet? She knows your defenses are down. Enjoy your day off and your beersies, you deserve it.
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Yeah she's ocd with stuff, I'm the opposite lol Thanks for the kind comments and the endorsement for day bevies! 👊😎 Oh and the cats been trying to get extra good but I'm not giving in till later..
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I think all that stuff is yours and that ok man. Let’s see the real you. 😁
Another LMAO post from the dude with golden arms. 👍🏻
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Fuck the haters, all my friends are IPA wankers and I show up with a 24 of coors, and drink like a fish without getting drunk, then they'll bum beers off me to get the hoppy taste of ass out of their mouths😝 Cheers, stop playing with yer ol' ladies makeup if you aren't gonna don some and take some boudoir glamour shots😂
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My perennial favorites have been the Fruit Ciders with one can or bottle being enough. As for make up Black Lipstick, Nail polish, and eye shadow tend to be found in the Clearance bin at nice 50% discount or more so I can suggest that she could experiment with the Gothic look and not spend so much on Make up, which leaves more discretionary cash for more silver and gold.
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