A poem about my fucking sausage

in amusement •  8 years ago 

My sausage is so beautiful
My sausage has legs
My sausage has lettuce in it
My sausage is awesome

My sausage is a deodorant size
My sausage is brazilian
My sausage is brilliant
My sausage is Satan!!!!

Surrender to my sausage!

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      ·  8 years ago 

    A Tribute to "A poem about my fucking sausage"

    My sausage is huge
    My sausage has mass
    When you turn around
    My sausage fucks you in the ass (bitch)

    My sausage is great
    All the bitches want a ride
    But what they don't know
    I'll power blast their inside

    I love you baby
    I don't want to be a prick
    But to be with my sausage
    You have to suck on my big fat ass dick

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        ·  8 years ago 

      HAHAAHHAHAHAHA WTF MAN

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