Once opon a Facebook profile-- looooooong ago in January 2016 (I was so young, then)..

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I did a snarky series of Schrodinger-meets-anarchist-satire status updates. Recently an anarchist friend asked me to track these down, and I couldn't find them at first (Facebook makes nothing easy).

Alas, after several days, I eventually stumbled upon them.

Everyone loves a dumb joke sometimes. Enjoy 5 dumb jokes! ..skips away..

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#1 - Schrodinger's Social Contract

It does not exist until a statist observes the anarchist in the wild minding his own business, at which point it suddenly manifests, complete with signature, slung around the anarchist's neck.

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#2 - Schrodinger's Government "Services"

No government service exists until, of course, the anarchist is observed by the statist while driving on the roads, in which case, the road magically exists as a service to the anarchist.

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#3 - Schrodinger's Politics

Politics does not exist as a field of study or a philosophy until a Political Philosophy professor observes an anarchist logically refuting him in his own classroom.

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#4 - Schrodinger's Redistribution

No legitimate authority to extort anyone for any reason exists until, of course, the anarchist is observed by his unemployed statist neighbor's three children as he is exiting the driveway in his corvette.

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#5 - Schrodinger's Government

No legitimate authority to rule over anyone actually exists until, of course, thieves observe free men and wonder how best to turn them into long-term, willing victims.

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{Note: Like many of us in the liberty community, I make memes, collect them from all over, save hundreds to my phone, etc. I know some of my friends probably made these memes, so feel free to speak up if you made one of these funnies. I must have a thousand anarchist/liberty memes on my computer by now. It's an addiction, really.}