What’s up Internet? It’s Saturday night which is apparently my night off from 9=5 life now, So I guess I’ll be putting blogs out on Saturday for the time being. I don’t know what’s going on over there and I doubt that they do either.. In any case, it’s time to put another one of these blogs out.
So I’m writing you tonight from the Anarchist jurisdiction of Seattle, WA. I did not know this was an anarchist jurisdiction until very recently when the USDOJ. I must confess that I have always wanted to live in an anarchist jurisdiction. I just don’t know what I’m still going to work and paying taxes. And there sure are a lot of pigs throwing tear gas about. Shit, I almost got tear gassed going grocery shopping tonight. Just the other night, a cop deliberately ran over a protesters head with their bikei. If this is what an anarchist jurisdiction looks like, then I can see why anarchy scares people. Apparently it means we have anarchist police who get to do whatever they want. That’s really the only way the term makes sense. How can you possibly have an anarchist jurisdiction? Doesn’t the term “jurisdiction” imply it’s under someone’s authority? Otherwise, it would just be a place. I don’t fuckn’ know.
Furthermore, I don’t think I’ve met all that many anarchists here. This place is full of statists and capitalists. Even the self proclaimed communists and socialists are still pretty pro-capitalist at the end of the day.. Of course there’s the punk scene, but it seems like they’re pretty pro establishment these days when all is said and done. I’m not sure exactly when punks because so pro establishment, but I blame Hot Topic.
But it’s the Department of Justice making this designation. We know they dont know shit about justice, so why would they know shit about anarchy? Ironically enough, a real life anarchist would probably know more about justice than anyone at the Department of Justice.. There’d be no reason at all to take them seriously if they didn’t have so many guns. So they just came up with another buzz word to stir people up right before an election. So everyone bows down and begs “Oh great establishment! Pleaser protect me from the scary anarchist’” Just about a month and a week before they election everyone! So good night, good luck and fuck it before it fucks you!