That's a llama with a lot of drama! There's a llama ranch near Dallas and they have five llamas there. I spent an afternoon there learning all about their peculiar characteristics and also got some amazing pictures with them. They were all super friendly! I'll do a post on it soon. You managed a pretty decent selfie! :)
Machu Picchu is on my bucket list and going by how difficult they are making it for everyone to access it, I need to plan my trip soon.