Ok, so I caught this thing in my backyard. I live in a Bamboo Forest. Why I live there is a story involving a bitcoin for cash transfer gone awry and a bottle of Windex filled with Mezcal . But anyway, back to this Panda. I mean it's a bear, but it's like a weak ass bear. It's a vegan, apparently. So it just sat there and was murdering my bamboo. I mean for an herbivore, it ate greens like a carnivore.
When I look at this thing..I just get angry at how cute it is..does that ever happen to you...Where you just get angry when something is so cute? We need a new word in English for this feeling. Ok, welp, that's all I got.