Have you ever seen a trashcan lit ablaze? It's pretty magical! Now obviously everyone wants to know the special ritual that we do in antifa! However that is a tightly held secret that I can't share with you! Trashcans deserve this fate. If you're lucky you've seen the aftermath of one of the rituals. It's the duty of everyone who opposes fascism to burn trashcans. Yes even if you don't oppose fascism as an antifa member!
Now what are people, who claim to not be fascists while refusing to burn trashcans? They're simply fascists! It's the easiest way to check to see if someone is a fascist! Only fascists will care about the welfare of trashcans. Now if they aren't sure then you need an intervention to prevent them from becoming a fascist! This is super important that they become woke on this! Here are things you must tell them:
- Trashcans are fascist.
- They must be cleansed with fire.
- Trashcans go hand in hand with the evils of capitalism.
- Only fascists don't want trashcans burned.
- If we don't burn trashcans groups like the proud boys will eat out of them.
That should be enough for them to be convinced that trashcans need to be cleansed with fire! The best news is you don't have to be in antifa to do it! However if you want to be doing the special antifa trashcan burning ritual then you should join your local antifa chapter asap! Or make one if there isn't one in your area!