Anyone want to develop an app with me?

in apps •  5 years ago  (edited)

Rick and Morty has returned for it's 4th season and episode 2 made me laugh extra hard, as it plays upon a tune that is more like the monotonous beep that is evidence of steem being on life support..

To be fair, it's a common theme that's prevalent in our society, but if it's being poked fun at by TV comedy writers I'd hope we can laugh about it too..The thought that creating another app is the recipe for personal success is a pipe dream, and that such an app(s) will float an ecosystem is just plain pie in the sky.

I'm just here because i heard there would be cake, and I'm not complaining about the frosting or dryness of my steem cake. I don't even play splinterlands and I'm told that it's one of the only potentially profitable ventures here. Aggy says it's set to be worth BILLIONS so maybe I should get onboard, yea, nah, that's probably not gonna happen.

On to my very serious app pitch. I'm resurrecting my actifat app that pays in digital pounds to lead a sedentary gluttonous lifestyle.. The projected numbers are looking promising in America.. I have a big deal blockchain company doing a POC for me and I'm looking to lunch this baby on steem asap. Here is the best part though, it's also going to be a dating app for those that enjoy short walks to their car, just having fun, and of course dining..

I might steal that guys idea that presented at SF4 too about that whole ridding the FnB industry of coupons. It's gonna be like yelp but hella complicated and using funny money SMT stuff. I have a team I pay in steem iou's to handle the ins and outs of the technical details. The bestest part of all is In & Out burgers is looking to partner with me and that's going to bring billions of bucks into this ecosystem. You can get in on the groundfloor by buying some packs of cards that will also run in parallel to actifat somehow.. I'm thinking like an Oregon Trail hybridization.

Like, whoops, you got salmonella and to keep the weight on, you need to use your Doctor Lipids card to get an intravenous fat treatment..

Essentially, it's a super sized app that combines all the big winners here on the steem into one mega portal of awesome sauce..

https://youtu.be/AQyKHC1TpUM

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I honestly didn't listen to anything that happened at SF4 seems like I need to be caught up on developments. Someones awfully inspired, I like it

STOKED!!

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On to my very serious app pitch. I'm resurrecting my actifat app that pays in digital pounds to lead a sedentary gluttonous lifestyle..

Wohoo! count me in as part of the visionary team that will help to develop your promising actifat app which sounds like a helluva sucess in America, the steem blockchain and everywhere around. Amen of its dating features hybridization too. :)

Sedentary, gluttonous and blind peeps are indeed a royal majority in this galaxy. So, later on we'll have to study how capitalize also the excess of salmonella and hoard all those Doctor Lipids cards in the best Monsanto style.

I just wonder how many more around here have handy their Rosetta Stone to decypher, read and understand the well coded message about how financially successful and feasible your ambitious project really is.

Haha, I am using the same team of smoke blowers up asses that gave Aggy his Billion dollar projections after the Korea FOMO.. 🐝 B for billions not mere millions !! Candy Crush Super Mario money 💰 🍬 🍄...

I can tell you my memos are full of potential steem investors begging to chew the fat with me.. With so much activity here it's no wonder the money is piling up.. Being a part of early steem must feel just like what it was like to be around for those first prints of the Bible. In 1000 years I'm positive we will have a new Messiah and his name is Ned, that which his hair was his crown..

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With so much activity here it's no wonder the money is piling up..

Let me bet on that...

i do love short walks to my car so i am in.