Which Chain Makes The Best Custom Pizza?

in ariel •  6 years ago 

(upbeat music) - what's up, celebration people. I've invested the very last 6 months, staving down mobs of rabid fans, a large number of them, and so they all ask the same concern. When will candid competition return? The solution, right the (bleep) now. (theme music) - Candid competition. - We've chose to challenge five junk food pizza chains to discover whom makes the greatest custom-pizza. - Pizza, Pizza, whoah! - The catch, they do not understand they're competing. They do not even know they're inside video. We're simply gonna roll up to five pizza spots with a concealed camera and a photograph of me, and ask them to replicate my face utilizing the toppings of their choice. - I'll purchase the absolute most costly pizza you dudes have actually, if you is likely to make this pizza of their face. - Each pizza artist will deliver here tomorrow within same precise time.

All on a fresh episode of candid competition. Beauty is in the pie associated with beholder. (upbeat music) additionally, i am lactose intolerant. Our competitors today are Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa John's, Little Caesars, and Walmart. This is Rachel, our producer. Rachel you had some questions about the episode, right? - I heard your recording candid competition once again. - Appropriate, we're gonna let them have a photograph and then we're gonna have them choose toppings in order to make me. - they truly are maybe not gonna make photos on pizza. - It is like exactly how a cake person could draw Zach away from icing. - Cake companies accomplish that, but pizza places do not. - Well, this is exactly why it is a competition. We're gonna be judging our competitors on three groups: flavor, distribution time, and most significantly, modification. Demonstrably, pineapple is every person's favorite pizza ingredient, to ensure that is essential, we must have pineapple on this pizza.

A few little bonus things, we're gonna let them know that i am insecure about my hairline, therefore making it look really nice and complete. (Rachel laughing) - somewhat additional spinach at the top. (laughing) - which excessively. - we are gonna let them know yet time the next day. - You can't include another element. - Well, you can find three facets. - Yeah, it is possible to - i believe we're prepared. - don’t get pizza people fired. - Okay, noted. (theme music) - Candid competition. - It's time to get us some pizzas. In fact, growing up I didn't really visit junk food pizza. We had a spot called Italian Village, so we additionally had Amore, and I also lived 5 minutes from both of them. So, i am coming in a genuine blank slate here. I'm really here to choose once and for all, whom result in the best pizza. - Okay, and that means you're gonna get in, and also you're gonna demonstrate to them this photo, and also youare going to say, Hey, Papa John's worker, can you please make a pizza with my face on it.

  • No, that could be an awful idea, Zach's famous. - So, just what do you want us to tell them? - here is the offer, Miles. We wish you to definitely try to say the very same script to every place. Today is the companion's birthday. This is their favorite pizza place. You're wondering should they can make custom pizza available of their face. Here is a photograph. If you find yourself in every trouble, we're gonna be with you on Bluetooth, via headphone the whole time. - Alright, can you hear me? - Yeah we can hear you - You sound awesome. - This is thrilling - Hi, exactly how's it going. - decent - Um, I have types of an enjoyable request. So, it is my close friends' birthday, in which he, like, really loves Pizza Hut. It is their favorite restaurant on earth. So for their birthday i needed to have him something special.

So I desired to have a pizza in which you dudes make their face away from toppings. I shall pay like whatever price is. I'll purchase the absolute most costly pizza you dudes have actually if you is likely to make this pizza of their face. - the thing is, sir, it's not we do not want to do it, we don't have the equipment to accomplish that. - there isn't the equipment? - Yeah, we don't have the equipment to actually make a face. - Well, it's not necessary to make an exact face. Just sort of assorting the toppings in a manner that seems like their face. - it may be a boy with glasses. - he is a boy with glasses. - Yeah guy, we can give it a try, guy. - I believe in you.

I think you are gonna do great. I have one thing, he is like self-conscious about their hairline, therefore we simply want to make their hairline look excellent. Just a lot of olives, bunch of whatever topping you want. - Say, your decision, but he really loves pineapple. - Oh, in which he really loves pineapple, that's the one thing we absolutely must have regarding pizza. - the things I was thinking is possibly I could work their face away from pepperoni. - Yeah, i prefer that, ok. - And then work the eyes away from mushrooms. - he is an artist. - he is an artiste. - See Rachel, they're artists. - Wow, there really are many pizza places simply boom, boom, boom. - Hi, exactly how's it going? - Hi.

  • So, I have types of an enjoyable request. Hi, exactly how are you currently doing? So, I have types of a unique request. Hi, it is my companion's birthday the next day. And he really loves Papa Johns. He really loves Domino's, it is their favorite restaurant on earth. Minimal Caesars is their favorite restaurant on earth. He really loves Minimal Caesars. Therefore I need to get him a Domino's pizza with toppings that seem like their face. - it generally does not have to be perfect. I understand their face isn't to start with. - it generally does not have to be perfect. I understand their face isn't perfect to start with. - we're able to decide to try. - you could test. That's all i am asking to do is decide to try. If a pizza gets delivered with toppings onto it, we are going to be totally delighted. - worker] would you want to simply choose some toppings, or? - why not select the toppings that you think could be good on this pizza. - Pineapples, probably your most well known topping, right? - Pineapples probably your most well known topping, right? - No, not necessarily, no.

  • Oh, not necessarily? - Do you think Caesar himself ever ate Pizza Pizza? - Did Caesar himself eat Pizza Pizza here? - perhaps. - You think possibly? We wish their locks to check excellent. Because he is extremely insecure about their locks. Nevertheless you want to do it. He like has a receding hairline we constantly are making enjoyable of him about this. - I never ever said I had a receding hairline. - Just a couple tiny things. So we constantly make enjoyable of him about their receding hairline, and pizza's for a large boy.

  • You said Big Boy? - Big boy. Yes, for the next day, 2 p.m. Oh, that you do not deliver. - No, we simply do carryout. - Oh, okay. - Say, could we have it readily available for get at 1:30? - you are gonna bend the rules for Little Caesars? - we are inside. (victorious music) - I didn't say receding. Now next up is Walmart, nevertheless before we get there, we simply want to let them have a call and work out certain that they're up the challenge. - There's no means they're gonna do this. - here is the fact, Walmart has been doing two candid competitions. They have never ever won. Therefore I simply want to keep giving them a chance, you realize? (phone ringing) - many thanks for calling Walmart in Burbank, exactly how can I direct your call. - How's it going? I desired to talk to the pizza division. - there's absolutely no pizza division at Walmart.

  • You dudes do not do any pizza distribution? - No, we don't. - Okay, well thank you. (upbeat music) - It appears like we're prank calling them. (laughing) I feel harmful to them for the first time. - Good morning, and welcome to day two associated with pizza face race. Wow, the initial pizza is here. We have been create, our company is ready. Keith, exactly how are you currently feeling? - i am feeling excellent. - we have concealed cameras. There, here, over the door, there through window. - That one isn't extremely concealed - Yeah I know, but like they're gonna be dealing with in this way. It is 1:30, we're about half an hour out. The pizza's gonna arrive at any moment, and I also'm therefore excited. Rachel, you peaked. (laughing) could it be amazing? - i am agreeable now. (cheering) (laughing) - Oh my Jesus, fucking Domino's is here now. Pizza Hut is here now. - Wait, we have two at exactly the same time. - Oh it looks absurd. There's . - Okay, just what time is it? Could it be two? - It is nearly two.

  • It is 1:49, they're both 11 moments early. Okay, therefore lets-- Keith, must I provide it to whoever gets here toward door first? Or whoever's closest to two? - No, I, once again, I don't understand, just what should we do? - i believe whoever extends to the doorway first. Oh god, they're two dudes, they're speaking with both. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I think I need to let them have both $20. - Uh, yeah, yeah. - It is way too much, they tied. I'm too stressed out. Oh my god, oh my god, ok. I think i would like your assistance - This can be done, this can be done. - Oh my god, i am really freaking out. They understand something's up, okay. (doorbell rings) - Uh, these for Big kid? Yeah, any particular one's for Big Boy, and also this one's for possibly Miles? Amazing, do you mind bringing them in.

How are you currently dudes doing today? - Good, exactly how are you currently? - Awesome,thank you a great deal. We attempted! - Yeah, yeah. We have been in fact, so we're carrying this out video, so we have actually four different places trying to result in the same pizza, when you have like 5 minutes, do you wish to judge these with us? - That's fine with me. - Yeah, awesome, what is your name? - i am Zach. Why don't you sit back real fast, so we'll get this other pizza.

  • You're lacking a Papa John's? - Yeah we're waiting on Papa. - They simply take forever. - actually? (laughing) You inform us which one you would imagineis the best. - Guys, there is a pizza guy walking up. - Do you realize him? Yeah, what is their name? Hey, exactly how's it going, Hey nice to meet you, we have a friend of yours here. - Oh, . (laughing) - we are filming, do you wish to appear in? We're filming a competition video. - No, i cannot appear in, bro.

  • We were waiting for you my buddy. - we have many pizzas to judge, however absolutely have actually won our distribution portion of your competition. So congratulations, and thank you a great deal. You're certainly one of our winners on today's candid competition. - Sweet. (theme music) - Candid competition. (gong rings) - So we have our pizzas from Little Caesars, Domino's, Pizza Hut, and Papa. There is only 1 thing left to do now, let us see those faces. Alright, are you ready? Wow, I'm therefore excited. - i am therefore excited. I think you ought to fling it available, so the field does not hide our faces - Okay. Three, two, one. Whoah! - Oh, okay, okay. - Yes, very first things first, that is certainly a face. - you simply see one ear here, since you only see one ear inside photo. - They added viewpoint into this art.

  • They have got the glasses linked to bell pepper. - Oh, my eyebrows are appropriate. That's a fine detail, and so they nailed it. - Yeah, the mushroom eyebrows, the olives, they're a fantastic choice for irises. These are typically one-to-one perfect. And appearance as of this beautiful white onion locks. And plenty of your favorite ingredient. I might have liked should they'd done just a little better work in the rim associated with glasses, but possibly these pepperonis are allowed to be the glasses? - i really do agree, i believe that is lacking a rim work. - Cheers. (soft music) - This is actually probably my first-time ever having Papa John's. There is an excellent sponginess toward bread. It is bready to rumble. - i believe it is bland pizza. - Well they gave us garlic sauce. - it is possible to dip it in garlic butter, and then your globe will explode. - I in fact think that is excellent. - i believe it is method to sweet. - I adore it. I wow, I just said it, wow, I adore it. Wow. Up next, hut hut hut, Pizza Hut. (cheering) - Wow! Aesthetically, maybe not the most beautiful, but this guy utilized meat. - Time out.

You have actually ham blush. - Shut the fuck up. - There's one little bit of ham for each cheek rosy-ing it. - Oh, i am like just a little anime character. - i believe it looks much more like a monster. This seems like a mean Zach Cornfeld over here. - Cheers! (upbeat music) - Oh fuck. This tastes like evening. - could i be real with you? These meatballs delicious sausage flavor. - i am gonna say something crazy. The accoutrement, unbelievable. But the base of the pizza, i cannot believe i am saying this, i prefer Papa John's more. - Ah, you are crazy. - perhaps I just have actually like PTSD from this flavor. I associate this with my many drunken nights in university. - Oh. Yuck, pineapple. I think that the chin was better in the earlier pizza. It truly defined the face area. - Yeah, I have a chiseled face.

So to insinuate that the shape of my face is the identical of the of a pizza, insulting. - Yeah, but this face tasted better, I thought. - My face does taste amazing. Domino's - clearly, Domino's we've currently had a crazy good connection. They have currently won the distribution category. So they're currently in the lead. These are the instructions the pizza guy. It states result in the pizza seem like he. Eyes are pepperoni. Teeth are pineapples. - The rest, your decision. Be creative. - let us see how creative they certainly were. Three, two one, yeah! (both humming in confusion) maybe not super creative. Interesting cheese blend. - Look, i believe we had unrealistically high objectives for Domino's. As soon as you make a connection, like connection we had with , I mean, exactly how could such a thing not be a disappointment. - So I like this they chose to separately make your teeth.

maybe not orally, but nine pineapple teeth. I don't think they did a great job along with your hairline. - i believe truthfully, that's the worst my locks's checked in sometime. There is a sparseness of ingredients here. That we understand, I know we said you certainly can do whatever you want, however have actually, I mean simply how much was this pizza? - A 25 fucking buck pizza. (laughing) (music) - i am gonna tell you straight up, this crust is unbelievable. Here is the many bomb-ass crust i have ever had in my own life. - keep in mind when-- - Holy shit! - Like nine years back, Domino's was like, hey dudes, search we hear you, our pizza sucks. We're gonna change it out. We're simply gonna change it out. And all they really did was pour fat regarding crust, so we had been all like, we're back baby, yeah! - Domino's is good, the folks are amazing. Better people, better crust, Domino's Alright, last up, Pizza Pizza.

  • What an ugly field. - I know, in which's Caesar? You've got the cutest mascot in most the land, in which he's maybe not on your field. - His supply is right here, i believe. - Pizza Pizza. Whoah! - Wow! - Oh my god. Oh my god. - there are many color happening here. - Oh my god, that is art. They made little green pepper pupils. - you can find pupils inside the fucking olives. - The lips filled with little ham teeth is so god-damned funny. This chain break up ingredients to ensure they are look similar to the top features of a face. - Holy shit, you are appropriate. We did let them know that i needed nice, robust locks. As well as provided me with not merely one, but two ingredients. - i'd say you've got dragon ball z locks inside. It is like exploding from the head.

  • This pizza simply went went super, saying. - They elected bacon, because bacon is a salty counterpart to pineapple. They balanced the tastes. - Why'd you dudes want to make your own channel? This moment. - So, uh, pizza? - Pizza. (chewing and smacking) I'd say that's pretty appropriate pizza. - completely appropriate. It is also crazy cold at this time. (bell dings) - it's now time to determine a winner. Papa John's, a surprisingly delicious flavor. And I also can tell that there was many idea put in their art. - Pizza Hut really brought the toppings and meat. Really great flavor. - Domino's, most abundant in electric distribution guy I have ever met in my own life. Can we provide it to a pizza with such a simple design? And Little Caesars, a chain that was nearly eliminated simply because they do not in fact deliver. And with the flavor that was types of simply ok. - I could see us offering it to virtually any one of these simple pizzas. - i believe we're in contract. - i believe therefore, too. - additionally the champion, of candid competition pizza face race, who'll win $50 is...

(drum roll) (silence) (suspenseful music) at the conclusion associated with time, it's not the pizza bones, nevertheless the individuals who work there, and I also don't know if you were here or remember, but we had this crazy custom pizza in which we had some one design my face, - Okay. - Do you realize what I'm speaing frankly about? - No. - No? Beautiful souls like , and artists whom put there all into every piece. - Well the pizza hut guy, i have tried waving... - Nothing - therefore it is similar to, well. Many people are only around to deliver and work out money. - Is there a lady? - She left currently. - She was amazing, so we simply desired to express gratitude dudes, she places a great deal into it. ♪ It is an attractive time. ♪ - Pizza, pizza, whoah! - She was not there, but I gave it to somebody else. I gave it toward woman whom you chatted to yesterday, because I wanna return. I wanna return ♪It's an attractive time. ♪ ♪ get up ♪ ♪It's an attractive time.

♪ - I have a note through the community. - Yeah? - I'm sorry, they're canceling the show. I'm therefore sorry. I'm therefore sorry. (sighs) (upbeat music) - I thought we really nailed it this time. - i must say i thought we had been this good. - how can you get canceled 3 x? - I don't understand! This is at the very least as effective as Ray King. He simply sits at a fucking dining table. - Should we start placing Eugene in these? - Yeah, i assume we probably should. - let's say we get a drone? - Yeah. .

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