In a dystopian future, after the collapse of governments, the world will be ruled by megacorporations. One of them will be Sanrio, and this post showcases their weapons division. Look for it in a brave new world, coming soon to a war theater near you…
Here is the Sanrio Type IX .338mm - undisputed king of sniper rifles. The merchandising arm of Sanrio is peerless and makes Disney look like a bunch of amateurs but I have yet to see any Hello Kitty weaponry. I think that Sanrio is missing out on a huge opportunity and it is really the last market for them to corner, so keep your eye out for that and remember that I called it first
Introducing the Sanrio high performance body armor suits, mark I and II; a lightweight elastic armor that will protect the loyal customer from a wide range of projectiles, along with most acids and bases. Impact resistant up to 22MPH
Okay, yes I am having a go at Sanrio but under no circumstances does this post mean to defame or otherwise damage their ubiquitous brand. If anything, I must admire Sanrio for their success. They are branding masterminds who have diversified so much that they now have their own airline
Finally, the Sanrio HK13 Mini-Gun can suppress any charging units and stop light aircraft, clear a roadblock or stop a ramming vehicle in its tracks. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last person in the room, accept no substitutions...
