“It's fun telling people you go to McDonald's. They always give you that look like, 'Oh, I didn't know I was better than you.'”
"I do love our excuses [for eating dessert]. 'I have a sweet tooth.' Oh, so you're ordering it for your tooth, that's interesting. Because it's going straight to your ass. I think your ass owes your tooth an explanation."
"It would be embarrassing trying to explain what an appetiser is to someone from a starving country. 'Yeah, the appetiser – that’s the food we eat before we have our food. No, no, you’re thinking of dessert – that’s food we have after we have our food.' We eat tons of food. Sometimes there’s so much we just stick it in a bag and bring it home. Then we throw it out the next day. Maybe give it to the dog.”
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