The Vagabonds - the story of A Most Peculiar Family (Part II/II)

To read Part I: click these green words

This is the story of 8 Vagabonds - characters that I painted, and then were given by you (yes, you, Steemians!) a unique name, as well as a random adjective, profession and origin, thus creating a wild, wonderful and crazy game and story!

First comes the second and final part of the story. To see how you can interact with it - the silly game which anybody can play: read the rules below the story. And if you read some strange and possibly out-of-context adjectives in bold, it's because they were randomly replaced by the players of the game. Which is the whole point of the game, so let's have some fun!

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My name is Salt and I'm a Vagabond.

As you may or may not have read, I was stuck in Liechtenstein, Googlyeyed and homeless.
And Addicted, yeah.

As I sat solemnly by Liechtensteins Most Playful lake, Zee Klitzeklein, I was approached by this Frasmotic fella, who introduced himself as Lucius:

"Hallo, iz anyzhing ze matter, mein freund?"

So I told him my long story, basically what you could read in the first part and he silently listened, plucking his odd beard.

When I was finished, he spoke: "I know of zhis woman who has cursed you, young boy. In Ultimate Liechenstein, evrybozy knovs eachother. I am her Dirty advizor. And she haz done a Queer jub vitz her curse." And with that, Lucius started to groom my beard, shouting unexplicable and twisted words. Or he just spoke in Componctuous Liechtensteinian - it is a weird language.

When he was finished, he said: "Zhere. Zhe curse is removed. I vill resign from giving zhat woman Shallow advize, she doesn't liszen to me anyvay. Go zu zhis adzress, zhere you vill find mein freund Ulganor, I have groomed hiz goatee zu lift a curse as well. And now, I muzt go back to Insectoid mazzers. Ahh.. I must Daydream now."

With that, Lucius fell in a Queer, Rambunctious coma and I was off to see Ulganor, at Luftballon-Straße nr. 99:

On his door hung a little note: "I'm back to the Frasmotic future. For Erotic matters: ask Victoria next door. Milk: 6 large bottles, on Friday, please."

Victoria... Victoria... I liked the Lunatic sound of her name already, a sublime scent of blue crocus appeared from out of nowhere, as well as did she appear, Victoria:

-"I'm Victoria, the Helpful Apparition. Can I help you?"
-"Ulganor... Lucius... Curse...", I mumbled, dazzled by this Playful vision.
-"I understand", she said, "You look like you need closure."
-"I do?" I asked.
-"Yes, you see, it is no coincidence that you are here. The Dirty stories your mother told you set you off on this odyssey and now you are home."
-"I am?"
-"Yes, for my bride-to-be..."
-"Wait, I'm going to be your bride!?"
-"...Don't interrupt me, kiddo. For my bride-to-be is Ayn Rant. And she is your second mother."

I was speechless.

-"I have another mother!?"
-"Yes, there she is just now. My lovely finacée, Ayn Rant"

"Salt!? 's That you? Finally, where ya been all this time!?" she shouted with an unnerving voice.
"Hi... Mom?"
"Dontcha 'Hi, Mom', me, young man! Now, 'nough with the stupid Vagabonding, ya hear me? Clumsy Mabel probably did a Drunk job raising ya! Put a kettle on the fire! Peel the potatoes! Onions! Radishes! Quickly! C'mon, ya lazy Globetrotter, we got work to do!"

So that's how I met my Rambonctiuos mother, my obnoxious, ruthless and selfish mother...

I did the Vagabond-thing to do.

I ran as quickly, and as far away, as possible.

Fin.

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Now for the game!

In this story I counted 42 adjectives. You can replace these with other, random adjectives from my huge list, to see what weird adjustments are made to the story. Anybody can comment up to three pairs of numbers, each time between 1 and 42. I will look them up and replace them in a reply to your comment, as well as update the text with the new adjectives in bold.

E.g. your comment could be
7-11
9-9
11-22

which will replace adjective 7 with new adjective 11, replace adjective 9 in the text with new adjective 9, and 'current' nr. 11 with 'new' nr. 22.

The story would change accordingly:
Original: So I told him my long story, basically what you could read in the first part and he silently listened, plucking his odd beard.
Replaced: So I told him my Incomprehensible story, basically what you could read in the Quirky part and he silently listened, plucking his Tantalizing beard.

This could become a strange, fascinating, and possibly nutty story!

And no need to guess the numbers of the adjectives - I've randomized everything. Let's have fun and see your numbers in the comments :)