Museum of Modern Art: what really went down

It was just minutes after this photo was taken that i met teamed up with Nicolas Cage. Together, we stole a Jackson Pollock that coincidentally happened to also be a secret treasure map. By the next day, we were on a flight to Temple Mount, Israel.
With the coordinates in hand, we did find what was buried under Al Aqsa-Solomon’s Treasure..the holy grail..the elixir of life..a blockbuster video store, this treasure has everything...