The Song of Statists
An Original Love Poem
If I think of love, I think of you
So simple and beautiful
You spread for me across the land
And take in your majesty
Your length and breadth amaze me
I move over you until I come, come home
My tailpipe sputters all over you
For the violence that was done on your behalf
Only through theft could you be made
Your recipe a mystery
No company can fathom your secrets
Please give it to me
Concluding Thoughts
Sorry things got a little weird and gross. Actually I'm not sorry. It was fun.
State sponsored violence is weird and gross.
"But who would build the roads!?" you ask... I honestly don't care. Anyone who wants to. As long as they aren't robbing me and threatening me in order to make it happen.
~Seth
OMG this is sowonderful! lets make it rhyme, throw in a beat and this could go more viral than anarchyball. I wanted to start keeping score with fellow ancaps every time we answer: "what about muh roads" when arguing against commies. Now I want to make it so that you have to link to your road song for full points lol. You could call it: 'a song of pricy tar' as a parody of 'a song of ice and fire' or something. I dunno, it needs a good name.
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Honestly, if anyone out there wants to make a rhyming version I would love that! I'm hardly a poet, so I'll leave the task to someone else.
Also, I named it after the Song of Solomon.
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did you have a specific version in mind?
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Version of what
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Oh I didn't really follow the structure of Song of Solomon at all. I only took the title as inspiration.
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song of solomon when you names your poem after it. You know, so that anyone who tinkers with your work can stay true to the spirit of it.
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But it makes an associated link right? an air or style of regal grandeur. I'd stay true to it.
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Yea that's true I suppose. I still don't think the version really matters to much, but I used the ESV as my reference.
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HAHAHAHAH. THat was awesome! so raody!
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LOL that's totally fun. No apology necessary.
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That's why I'm not actually sorry ;)
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That was fucking fantastic. That made my morning/early afternoon. Kudos to you, sir!
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:D Glad I could be of service.
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Regarding roads; Housing developers already build the subdivision roads. Those who build on land in the country often have to build a drive to the main road. So it would follow that those who want to offer commercial products and services would also be interested in building roads. There is a free market solution for everything, and it would be of better quality, cost effective, and voluntary, only if government would get out of the way.
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Yes exactly. Maybe one day I'll do a serious "who will build the roads?" post and list some real possibilities.
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