English Language Debunked!!!!!!

in art •  7 years ago 

"I before E except after C??!!??"

That is the catch phrase I was taught to remember while in the public fool system.

Lets give this a try - New catch phrase for the public schools to use. This should help the future generations catch on to how awful and completely idiotic this language really is.

I before E except; when your feisty foreign neighbor Keith leisurely receives eight counterfeit sleighs from a caffeinated atheist weightlifter with protruding veins, whom just so happens to reign as king, in a land that can only be accessed by way of a beige colored freight train.

JUST WEIRD!!!!

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This is just Vlad thinking out loud, I would never invade your post to steal its content. I just upvote it.