This might be the worst, most horrifying thing I've ever drawn. Have you ever looked at a kangaroo?
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You do NOT want to mess with this ... and you do not want to combine it with a CAT!
But I did. And I hate myself for it.
Behold, the Catgaroo!
Originally, it was holding a knife. But as @mikesalvi (who came up with the name "Catgaroo") said, that would be even worse.
Does this abomination have just the head of a cat or also the brain?
I'd say it has the brain and the attitude. It's smart enough to be a chef, it's smart enough to fuck up you, your family and everything you hold dear. And it won't bat an eye.
On a happier note, @bachuslib wrote a short story which included my drawings! Read it here.
And now I've run out of ideas for stuff to draw, so suggest me something!
So long ...
~Suesa
hey! i'm the real @mikesalvi!!!
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Hahahah that drawing actually made me laugh out loud, still good though! Certainly a million times better than anything I could come up with!
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@suesa, I am rightly terrified by your catgaroo, or "krootikat" as they are lovingly known in their native Austrafrica. No man, woman, nor child should ever face such a fearsome abomeownation.
The locals seem to love them until they steal babies and start kicking them about. They've the cruel playfulness of a cat and the kicking strength of a 'roo. Nothing to mess with, for sure.
Drawing suggestion: in honour of all of the forever-alone people the week after Valentine's Day who sit at home, stuffing their faces with discounted cheap chocolate from heart-shaped boxes.... you should draw... well, that. :)
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seriously a kangaroo with a cat's attitude is scarier than, i don't know, i just can't name 5 scarier things
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Suesa as Chef with a Kangaroo suit wearing a Catmask holding a Knife packed inside a Spoon Packet..???? 🤔
an artistic masterpiece indeed..! 🤐
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Burn it with fire!!!
Suesa... you have the minds and spirit of a true evil scientist that wants to splice species together!
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That's not really what splicing is about, but it's a common mistake so you're excused. Also thanks, I strive to be the most evil scientist ever!
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Hybridisation maybe?
What would you name it, mixing 2 species genetically to create a hybrid?
Dr.Evil+Suesa= Dr.Evilesa
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Hybridisation is slightly better!
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Hi I’m @mikesalvi and here for the free upvote.
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@kryptik you really got a damn vote!
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Woah mike, you've changed!
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It looks scared. So, I would say it has a brain of a cat. But it could be because it's holding a spoon instead of a knife. Maybe it would be more aware of its powers if it had whiskers proportionate to its body.
Thank you for mentioning me :) Love you!
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But seriously that kangaroo is buff af at the top.
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Almost all of them are, just search google for buffed kangaroo and you are in for a surprise
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It is a mind game and poet. Cangoroo with the cat head and brain. This would find only in a fairy tale. But many people now days think with out own view, but they prefer to think with other one. Based on plankton idea.. Hhhh
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Advice number one: Don't comment spam. I see you post the same thing everywhere. People hate that. If you had commented on my usual account I'd flag you. Instead I give you the chance to change your behavior.
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It's clearly fake (spam) account, created just to earn some quick money.
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Probably. I give her a day to stop before I report her to steemcleaners. Some of these people really are newbies who don't know better.
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