Looks like @anonymous chose to flag me. Good choice, anonymous!

I just became your hundredth follower. I have a proposition for you @anonymous and it's mostly for my pleasure, but I will reward you for following through on your end.

Here's the proposition:

You make a post about liking to take cocks in your ass and snorting lines out of dude's butt-cracks and I'll promote that post with $500.00 and then I'll send you another $1,000.00 in Steem or bitcoin after that post has been up for a full 24 hour period (remaining un-edited for the full duration). But the post must first pass through my eyes and get my go-sign (I promise not to be too strict on what I'll accept).

I'm willing to consider another offer if you have one - I have DEEP pockets and a big cock and I ain't camera-shy, just so you know :)