Haha you just reminded me of my fav dialaguo sequences in the movie called the graet debaters ...
Denzel Washington : Who is the judge?
Debate team: The judge is God.
Denzel Washington : Why is he God?
Debate team: Because he decides who wins or loses. Not my opponeent.
Denzel Washington : Who is your opponent?
Debate team: He does not exist.
Denzel Washington : Why does he not exist?
Debate team: Because he is a mere dissenting voice of the truth I speak