I would like to introduce you to the worst possible thing you could ever get me for Christmas. This think listens to the voice in your head. Which one? Who the hell knows. I don't know about the rest of you but my brain is like a troop of howler monkeys most days. I mean some A- hole might cut me off in traffic and end result is this think hacks the nuclear codes and wipes a small nation off the map. That is best case scenario. God forbid Trump has space force on line by the time someone straps one of these on me. We are picking a fight with some aliens baby.
What if same gal strolls by with a set of perky c cups and an ass you can bounce a quarter off of and this damn thing whistles at her and gets me in shit with my wife?
Me: "But honey I didn't do it!!"
Her "Yeah, but you were thinking it."
Fuck, she got me there.
They are gonna have to put some kind of HO mode on that thing like airplane mode on my phone.
What about when you have to lie to be polite? Like your friend brings over their new baby and it looks like a bad face swap on instagram?
Me: " Oh look at the baaaaabie."
headset: Did it puke on it's own face? What the fuck is this? It looks like stripe from gremlins. Did you mother fuckers feed it after midnight?"
What happens if your device has voices in it's own AI head and confuses them with the voices in your head? Is this also discrimination against Schizophrenics?
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Excellent question. Does that mean I will be able to claim a disability and stay at home and be a welfare queen?
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Those questions came from the subconscious thoughts in my head, which are controlled by the AI, who themselves have Schizophrenia. Now we can see the dilemma with this tech. As far as the welfare queen scenario goes...Your AI will be the one claiming the disability on your behalf, so technically it won't be you on welfare:)
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Yes, either that, or you could dick slap your subconcious thoughts with a robot, to regain full control once again.
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I like where this is going.
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LOL...that's brilliant.
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bahahahah too hilarious. Back when shows like Dave Chapelle's would have a field day with this. Now, the fake news axis is unfortunately delivering the daily funnies.
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I loved you dropping Chuck in the anchorman in Dave's post. For some reason black people don't like Chuck the white anchorman. My favorite one he was in was the reparations sketch. "Apparently Bill Gates has been replaced as the richest man in America by a man that simply goes by Tron." How'd you acquire so much wealth so quickly Tron? "Hot game of dice...rolled 77 sevens in a row."
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@tts just translated it. Go listen to it. That bot is my favorite fucking thing on steemit. I wish it would follow me on every post. that is hilarious.
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Best ever!!!! I upvoted it to put it at the top of your comments!!!
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There is just something about making that bot cuss and talk dirty that entertains me to no end.
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This would be f'n hilarious if it wasn't true! :)
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If you were being cynical about this, you could argue that with all this new tech (that does nothing exept show you how brilliant we are for it's own sake), that they want us stop being self sufficient, thinking human beings. ......ohhhhhhhhhhhh!
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