Joke of the day

One day, the Canadian empire rolls up and amasses a force so great that no single country could overthrow it.

So, The USA'dians, the Russians, and Chinese (being the leading forces of the world capable of forming an alliance) come together for a meeting to discuss their tactics.

"Okay, USA You're really good at Air combat, you go in and bomb those Maple Syrup bleeding, beaver toothed lumberjacks" Says one person

"Russians, you will bring the ruckus on the ground with your specialized training and spetsnaz" Another person says.

"China, you are good at making things, so you will be in charge of the supplies"

So, the Americans bomb the ever loving shit out of the beautiful Canadians. The Russians go in and eat their tongues with their bare hands. And just fields full of dead Canadians are all that's left.

So, all the countries get together and celebrate their defeat of the nefarious Canucks.

Everyone except the Chinese.

For that matter, noone saw the Chinese anywhere for the entire duration. But they still kicked some ass.

Suddenly a big cake was rolled into the room, and out jumps the Chinese General

"SUPPLIES!!!" yells the Chinese General, and what a surprise it was!!

Haha!

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