Bear 🐻 or Man: A truce and a compromise has been reached, thanks to Science.
The hot topic of the last two weeks has been whether a woman would prefer to encounter a BEAR or a MAN in the woods.
I have taken it upon myself to work round the clock with a team of genetic researchers (not George Church and animal-age reversal experts (not David Sinclair) to make the world’s first ONE POUND BEAR 🐻
As you can see, the one pound bear allows a truce between women, men and bears. The woman and man can share a bed and the bear can join them.
The bear still has razor sharp teeth and if the man does anything inappropriate the one pound bear will bite him.
If you wag your finger, the one pound bear will bite your finger.
If you pull out your you know what, the bear will stop you. This one is trained in 11 testicle attacks and more.
Thus a truce between men, women and bears allowing men to be with women, protected and guarded by the tiny bear, can now take place worldwide and we can move on to other challenges.