Wait ballS plural?!? Are you saying you freakshows have TWO TESTICLES AS WELL?!? WTF is wrong with you! Goodness have you no decency! Get out of here with your two balls and your two eyes. Next thing you are going to be telling me you have two penis.
And btw lest you think just because I don't have ballS that I don't have ball, I nominate @berniesanders for #comedyopenmic. Bernie you are funny as hell, just add the #comedyopenmic tag to your next posting and you should be golden :) Much love - Cy "Just One Ball" Clops