Excuse me Miss, but that blog post was so thoughtful I had to respond...

Yes you miss. I noticed you. I recognize you, even with your hair done like that. It's easy to recognize such a beautiful woman such as yourself. Anyway, I don't mean to intrude but I wanted you to know that your latest post was really thoughtful. Your points are so salient and they really got me thinking. Actually they make me want to emotionally open up and share some private thoughts with you. You know, I've had some secrets that I've had to keep to myself for a while, but I feel like I could trust you. Can I trust you?

Yeah, I thought I could. You know I haven't always made the best decisions in life, but then again I haven't had friends who were as thoughtful, pretty, or welcoming as you. I wish I'd have met you earlier, but maybe I wouldn't be ready for someone like you back then. Has anyone ever told you what a great smile you have? You can light up a room. I like how your nose crinkles a little too. I can tell your smile is so genuine. Honestly, I feel happier just seeing it.

Can I buy you some tea or coffee? Or would you care to come in instead... that would be my favorite option. I would love to have a woman like you come join me for the night. I could rub your feet, I could tell you how wonderful you look, both with your clothes on... and even better with them off. What do you say girl? Come with me?

There's just one thing. It's a little awkward, but playtime is gonna cost ya. I know... it seems wrong, but if loving you is wrong I don't want to be right. We can make this part quick so we can make the next part long. Just send a minimum of 0.1 SBD in a transfer to me and put the post you feel like could use my love in the note. After that.. you and I can be together, and I've never wanted something like that so badly as I do right now. Will you send it? Can we share a little lovejuice?