I have a head cold and I'm sure my days are numbered! Sympathy please

in big-pussy •  8 years ago  (edited)

I feel really bad right now, and I feel like I'm dying from the throat to the few hairs on top of my head,

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@giantbear just posted about macho men turning into girly men when they are sick.

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I'm not an alpha male, but I can take a beating. I've endured a lot of pain through physical training, but when I get sick, I turn into a huge pussy.

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@runridefly let me make it easy for you -

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thank you for the lol - I hope you get well soon

lol now that is scary

@otisbrown harharhar

lol
"You're gonna feel a little pinch"
(biggest lie ever!)

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bitcoin, you are probably busy all you have to do is listen ...

@englishtchrivy, i would rather die...i hate needles!

@runridefly I promise it won't hurt har har har

Stop whining :)

My grandma had a cure for your condition - swallow a cold beer, pour some rum or whiskey in the same direction, go to bed and cover yourself over the head with the blanket. Sweat it out. You'll feel more miserable at first but the outcome will be a pure liberation.

Eventually :)


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@ervin-lemark, I'm so doing this tonight.

Oh no. He is man sick. (When a common cold is debilitating for a man.)
Just teasing. Feel better.

@whatsup, don't know if I can continue on in my current state.

I am sure this song will make him feel better...lol

If you still work at Starbucks report to work immediately and spread your disease to the hipsters/millennials/etc there; use your new power for the good of mankind

@saiku, they didn't care, and i had to work in my current condition. I pretended to be fine, but I spread the flu like a world champ.

Great job!

It's the end times dude!!! ;0)

dude, I'm fighting the good fight

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh you baby....I am sure that you will survive this!

@giantbear, i sure hope so.

You have a man-flu. It's the worse kind flu. Hang in there man!

I'm fighting the good fight.

Same here bud, same here.

@benjojo, I'm the biggest pussy when I'm sick.

oh my goodness. LOL
My husband does the same thing when he's sick. Maybe that's why he says I wear the pants in the family? hahaha. Feel better @runridefly - this too will pass. ;)

did you read my reply to runridefly???

I'm praying for a quick recovery. @merej99, be kind to your husband when his health turns.

I think it was comedian Bill Engvall who asked his wife, "If I was in a horrible accident and lost both my arms, would you pick my nose?"
I turned to my husband and said, "I'd pick your nose." He's in good hands. LOL

Biologically we are all animals, females are designed for chronic conditions such as pregnancy and childbirth. Thus when females get illnesses they tend to laugh at mere males who get things like the flu.

In contrast males handle acute injuries like trauma broken bones better than females, probably comes from men wrestling saber-tooth kitty's... Whatever, generally if a females smashes her thumb she is a blubbering wreck, a male merely says a few swear words and then tries to continue their chosen activity.
But when males get the flu the entire world must stop ! ! !
Man Up you WIMP :)
love u hun ;)
hugz///
DO NOT let the SISTERHOOD SEE YOU LIKE THIS ! ! !

Ahhhh poor thing (hugs).

@reddust, I appreciate that.

LOL I do hope you are feeling better; please do try and not infect everyone else around you :)

Hugz///

Greg ;)