Saudis Unleash Biochemical Weapon in the Form of Food

LAUNCH OF NEW BIOCHEMICAL WEAPON

The Saudis bailed out bankrupted giant company Hostess through a shadow party in an effort to harness control over their manufacturing facilities. Their goal was to engineer a biochemical weapon against the U.S. and market it on U.S. soil...and they fully succeeded. 

It is now being sold in every Wal Mart across the nation, for a mere $4.75. And people are buying it! Me included! I just recently fed it to my children! 

The secret to this weapon is that it tastes really good. And it is packaged in nostalgic form that speaks to the every day American. 

HOW THIS WEAPON WORKS:

The weapon causes the girth of Americans to increase over time, forcing them to buy bigger cars, and use more fuel, which ultimately results in more barrels of oil sold by the Saudis. 

It is also an attack on infrastructure, causing the roads to wear out faster, so that our government is forced to spend less on military, and more on road rebuilding. 

In moderation, this weapon is quite harmless. But it has an addictive element added to it that compels Americans to keep purchasing and consuming the "product." 

Please beware of this new tactic, and share this post with everyone you know. 

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