This is it. This is the moment the world gets to finally hear about that third sip of Monster energy.
As soon as the can left my lips...Lift. Off.
I shot from my body faster than the speed of light, through a tunnel of spinning colors and fractals and strings of meaning that looked like threads, all intertwined, squirming, moving in unpatterned yet understandable ways... I thought, I am seeing the true workings of the universe. I am seeing the metaphysical truth of reality. It knows no language... But I must do my best.
I began to slow down. I remember thinking, "It's fading!" but I wanted to keep going. So I took a gulp. Not a sip. A. Fucking. GULP.
ga-glug. ga-glug. ga-glug.
And you will never guess what happened next.
I will bear all secrets in part 3! Stay tuned (in) :) <3