Dog Whisperer - another post brought to you by the Milk it Challenge

Might add pics. Might just pretend I am doing nothing more than trying to milk it..

But this is a total. Milk. It. Post.

So I'm walking my dogs and this guy drives by. Or almost. He stops. This is not that weird. When George was a puppy people used to stop all the time.. tell me he was adorable..

Anyway. This guy is like "How come you have 2 dogs and I have none?"

My usual response is "Well I'll give you one." This would be a longer story for another day of milking it, but for now suffice it to say I make the joke that Milly is the evil one. That he can have her. But I adore her. So no. Not really gonna ever give her away.. But it's my go to joke when people ask about my dogs. I say 'take Milly'.

He says: "I want to get one. But breeders. Soo expensive."

But I mention that I got mine cheap. From a litter of my gf's aunt. They are brother and sister after all.

And I want to mention that there is always rescues. But before I can say more he goes:

"Well, if you hear of any cheap litters anything like how you got yours, drop by XXX street.. I've lived here 40 years"

Yup. Just walk up and drop off a dog. Just like that. Sure, sure.. sounds legit.

I barely got to explain craigslist, the internets, anything. Before he asked me to just drop a dog off for him if I run into one in my travels..

That's my story. Moo!

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[edit additional pics for the story]

This is George the good one

And this Milly the evil one

But she's really a sweet heart. Just probably doesn't like you.