The Road to Quitting Smoking

in blog •  7 years ago 

I've smoked a pack every day now for thirteen years. It's been sort of my saving grace, and being a vocalist, it's also one of my worst enemies. Well, a couple of months ago I decided to try and quit, and so I replaced it with vaping. Got myself a nice mod and tank and sucked that glycerol good stuff for the last two months with intermittent cigarettes. I figured it would be easier to stop cigarettes if I get used to the vape. Well, really it made no difference. I'm on day 2 now of cold turkey nadda zip zilch 'gimme a 'fuckin smoke slap it off the wrist look around paranoidily... okay it's actually not that bad. I think I'm actually going to quit this time.

I save a lot of money
I become healthier
I wont smell bad to non smokers
I'll get a better sense of smell
clouds will part
Jesus will ascend from the heavens
He will then float down towards me with a smile
put his hand on my shoulder
Jesus lights me a smoke
I take a puff of that smoke
"thank you Jesus" I say
I'll be able to run for longer distances

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I love your creative list omg, I read it out because its so funny. I hope you do quit! At least start by cutting back, it feels good to breather.

I am on this path toooo, I can't remember the last day I smoked a cigarette now, but I've not bought myself a pack since early September!! Can you freaking believe that?! OMG... happy for ya dude. Keep it up!