Today has been interesting. Potty training is in full effect and so far it's going well. With the exception of Simon throwing 2 of River's toys down the toilet and flushing. I had the privilege of reaching in and fishing them out. 🤢
So....
Cuz I'm dead. Ok, not really, but.... still. No one warns you about this stuff when you become a parent. Have kids they say, it'll be fun they say.
Sure, maybe if you enjoy being told you're "poopy" 100 times a day. Or being basically a personal assistant to a tiny terrorist dictator 24/7. 😣🤣
sigh
4 more days and @chackett will be home from work for a week. I can't wait! ❤❤😙
Oh nooooo, I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I had a ceramic hand I had made with bracelets and rings on it in the bathroom on the counter. Just as I stood up from the toilet, Yuan banged into it getting up, and ...yeah. I had to fish it out. From my own poop.
I threw away some things that day...
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LMMFAO ... sorry for laughing #sorrynotsorry
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😽
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Ohhhh noooo! Cats are almost worse than kids, cuz they can't help clean up. 😂
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LOL. He gave me moral support. 😸
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Who ever says “have kids” needs mental attention ASAP! 😂😂 and is that bud the project @chackett started?
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Right? It's a trap! Don't do it! 🤣
And yes it is! It's looking good yeah?
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Looking real good!
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I'm so sorry. That sounds rough. I don't like it when my charges don't listen. I'm house sitting again and the chickens don't want to stay in their pen, the ducks don't want to leave theirs, and the dogs just want to lie around the house... unless it's the middle of the night. What the heck??!
Hang in there! We're all cheering for you!
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Hopefully your work goes smoothly sis ..🤗
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The joy when everyone's out and I can eat what I like for tea.
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Yasss! 👐
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My son was pretty old when he was finally potty trained, lol! That takes a lot of patience, your post made me a laugh, I can totally relate! What is that old tv commercial.....calgon take me away, haha! yes- you need some calgon in your life, lol! Have a better night, hopefully you can relax! :-)
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I usually tell people not to have kids, it's a trap! They lure you in with their soft cuddly cuteness and before you know it you have boogers between your fingers and you look at it in horror wondering how it got this far.
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HAHAHA
Well. Poop.
My kid kept saying poop poop poop the other day so I called her a shit talker. Apparently, that was a mean thing for me to do.
I still laughed about it.
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As would I. As would I. 😂😂
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Hahaha! lol-ing at the tiny terrorist dictator. :))
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Some children succeed in potty training within a few days but other children take months. God job River.
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Ahh... life with kids...
It’s my birthday today. This morning my toddler (who is potty trained but wears diapers overnight only) says to me
“Happy Birthday Mommy! I have a poopy present! Poop present for you mommy!!” Followed by a very long evil laugh...
She pooped in her diaper, purposely.
My husband was kind enough to clean her up before going to work. LOL.
Good luck with your kids! 🤪
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Happy birthday! 💜💜
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Thanks :)
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I'm so glad I never got to experience any of that. Proud to say in 47 years I have yet to change a diaper..
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gasp
Both, to the never having changed a diaper and to the tragedy that is, my delegation is gone 😭 I thought I had until tomorrow. I'm gonna be crying in a corner for a while. 😂
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Don't cry.. dry yer eye
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For me, I love kids. I don't have any now but will want to have an many as I can
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Hahaha, I like that meme. Sorry to hear you're having a tough time but at least after a few years it will get better? :D
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