The 10 best reasons to trust your government and the mainstream media

Here are the top ten best reasons to trust the powers that be. Our leaders in society.

Taken from a survey of nearly 400, 000 people across the country, of all ages. This may possibly be the most comprehensive survey of it's time.

*( the number of incarcerations of the mentally ill in prisons across the country- as reported in the lying foreign media in the above propaganda article - and the 400,000 people that took part in the survey is purely coincidental.)

So let's look in more detail at the results, and what is the most important.

These are taken from government promises in the manifesto, and voted on by the 400,000 patients participants, and ranked accordingly.

1 Peace.

Trusting your governments and the bigger news outlets will allow you to sleep an night. Just knowing they are doing everything in their power to keep safe, free. Our well informed media will always be there for you and always on your side.

2 Happiness.

A guaranteed way to feel happy. Try not too think too much. Let your elected officials do that for oyu.
If you spend time on the examination of subversive independent journalists, like Alex Jones, James Corbett, and Stefan Molyneux, you will find yourself much less happy.

3 Free time.

Trusting your established leaders, and letting them decide what is best for you, will give you lot's of hours to enoy all that media has to offer. From netflix, to the Kardashians, you can indulge yourself and enjoy all that TV has to offer you. Hours and hours of worry free entertainment.

4 Wealth.

More money will always find it's way into your pocket's just by letting the government get on with the job, that you voted them in for.
Our media will keep you up to date with any important financial events, so you that can feel confident going forwards.

5 Law and order.

There are always element in society that wish to cause disruption in our peaceful communities.
Keeping an eye on your local media, and the natinal news stations will allow you feel content, knowing our law enforcement agencies are working hard on your behalf... twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, we are watching over you, keeping you safe..

6 Justice

Knowing our justice department will ensure the dangerous elements in our society are kept in check.
In conjunction with our law enforcement agencies, all important legal issue of the day will be across all our news media, informing you on our progress on making sure the noisy elements of disruption are kept quiet. very quiet.
The criminals that challenge of our fair and just legal system will get the punishment they deserve.

7 International security.

During this time of terrorism in every aspect of our life, letting our security forces- both here and abroad - continue their work without any scrutiny gives them the freedom to protect your freedom.
As seen by recent events in Syria, we will never stop bombing people to make you safer.

8 Future prosperity.

This is only possible with all of us untied, in in unwavering support of those people that know best.
In an ever changing modern economy, new industries have to be developed and encouraged - such as high tech guidance systems in the defense industry.
With your support, this will be an ever expanding part of our economy for you- and your children's future. Jobs you can rely on.

9 Social welfare

Only a strong and stable government can ensure that all of our society prospers.
Making sure money is taken off those at the top, and redistributed to those worse off with good hosing, education, and health.
These three things - delivered by a government that cares- will enable us to continue as we have done for the last half century.

10 Humor.

Lastly, but most importantly in many respects. Humor.
We promise to all our electorate, by giving us your trust in government and media, we will endevour to make sure your life is filled with fun and laughter.
Our main stream media is committed to offering this to you on a daily basis.
And hopefully we can all agree that our government itself will always make you laugh.