Lets sleep early!

in blog •  6 years ago 

Lets sleep early!


Sleep is like magic, it comes and goes whenever it pleases and for some reason we never look eye to eye


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You are sleepy, you are sleepy!


Listen to your body they say! Don't play games before you sleep, read a book, drink milk! I give up! Sleep and me we do no longer call ourself friends! In fact, I think sleep has declared war towards me!


I am sitting calmly on my couch, no tv, no pc, no phone! I am just relaxing and trying to clear my mind. I even go back and say thank you for all the good things! My eyes slowly fall closed and I yawn. My body tells me that its time....So, lets sleep early!


I curl up in my bed, poke my partner a few times in his back because, one he is snoring and two he claims the whole bed for himself! My whole body screams to lay down and just close my eyes. I find the perfect spot after turning at least 4 times, I cuddle my pillow and close my eyes. I think about happy bubbles and count sheep. 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep....Have I posted already? Do I need to set my alarm? Man, I still have to make that call!!


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AMAZING! FANTASTIC, just bloody fantastic!


Right at the moment I give into sleep, sleep runs away! WTF!!! And this is not one time, two times... Nuhuuu... This happens all the darn time! I go to bed, I am tired, I lay down. I am WIDE AWAKE!


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Mecury retrowhateverrr


At first I wanted to blame the weird blood moon that I could not see because of the clouds but then I realised that this fight between me and sleep has been going on for years now. Trust me, I tried my best to become friends again but sometimes you just need to hit them in the face with a chair, or a car, whatever.


Wide awake and I make my way back into the livingroom after making a pit stop at the kitchen to drink some water. Should I make tea and cookies and invite sleep back in? I tried that, I even begged, on my knees!


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I QUIT!


I wrote down my feeling and had a nice talk with sleep a few times! Kinda felt ignored because sleep did not really listen. It was too busy making other people yawn I guess! Maybe I am just not a pretty sleeper? No matter the reason, I made a choice not TO FIGHT anymore! Sleep can kiss my flurry behind and do something with a spoon! Ask @thebugiq if you want to know what!


Sleep and I broke up and this is my life now! AND I embrace it!


I DIVORCED SLEEP AND I AM HAVING A BLAST


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When sleep gives you the middle finger, eat cheese!


I made myself a nice snack, cheese and some more cheese because F>>k sleep! I have this under control! I don't need sleep. What I need is a party, all alone, in the middle of the night with my new best friend cheese!

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Sweet Lord in heaven, not the spoon!!!!! Hope you get some sleep girl. Frig. Sorry you and sleep are on the outs. You need to make up!!!!

I hate sleep, I just want to stay awake all the time I have so much to do!!

I feel exactly the same way. Imagine... Let's say one sleeps for an average of 8 hours a day and live to be 90 years old. That would be 30 years of your life unconscious! O.O

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Long live CHEESE !!! 🧀 haha.

Sleep and I are no longer friends either! I have the same problem. My body is exhausted but my brain just keeps running all night long...

If I got a small fraction of the sleep in bed as I get dozing on the couch in front of the television, I would be one seriously alert daytime human being. Maybe the Home and Garden Channel is the ultimate sleep aid.

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