Hey. Can I come in?

It's been a while. Where am I?

What is this place? Why there are ads on a crypto site?

What are you doing gang?

I hope no one died in my absence. Although, I guess statistically speaking one of you lads is up there.

Anyway. What have I been doing for so long?

The Adventures Of That RedBeardGuy

Yes yes. I went on an adventure. A rather unusual adventure.

One that doesn't involve wizards, dwarfs, spaceships, horny blue monkeys and whatnot. It's one of those "here I come world" adventures that happen every 2-3 years.

Really nothing to write home about.

Hey, look! Another stereotypical redbeardguy blog where he starts writing about one thing and pivots 180. The reality is, I don't what hell I'm writing. I just wanted to stop by and remove the goo from my brain.

It's true though. My life has been increasingly intense. In a good way. In an awkward way.

I've been facing lots of unforeseen challenges I never expected to encounter. I've been writing a lot too. The kind of writing that pays the bill, ya know what I'm saying?

Made some new friends. For a few days. Didn't bother to smile as Carnegie suggests.

Got back some of my lost time with a few female feline thingys. That's always good.

But tell me, what's your situation rn?

Are you eating and sleeping and fucking well?

We never meet and that's a pitty.

Phewww...

It's almost 9. Gotta go.

Still fun to be around. I'll pop up again in a couple of years. Or days.

Who knows?

That's the beauty of it.

-Thatredbeardguy