Left home for mushrooms... Found chestnuts instead.

Today I got up early in the morning with the intention to find some mushrooms.

I wandered into a local forest, and there they were! A whole lot of them!

Just look at them! Beautiful, aren't they?

So naturally I picked them all up I continued my journey.

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Along the way I've passed by many different mushrooms, all of which looked good were inedible.

The following mushroom, for example, probably still had enough alcohol inside it from all the partying it did last night, to kill a fully grown human, such as myself. By the looks of its position, I can only imagine the hangover this mushroom must be going through.

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Judging by the mere amount of mushrooms I found in my 4h long walk, I could be declared the mushroom picking champion.

But having found zero edible mushrooms..... You do the math.

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But having my eyes glued to the ground, I saw something else!

Chestnuts!

A comforting prize for the worst mushroom picker there ever was, so naturally I picked as many of these brown nuggets as I could!

I present you with 3.6kg (8 lbs) worth of the autumn goodness!

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But before I got home, though, I stumbled upon these guys:

In the Spock™ hand to the far right, I'm holding the already picked two clovers and trying my best to hold onto the third. The things I do for Steemit.

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So when I got home, I put them in a book to dry, right next to some 4+ leaf clovers I've found over the past.

Note this is just one of the pages of this book, which gives me an amazing business idea!

I'll grind these 4, 5 or 6 (you choose) leaf clovers for you, pack them into little paper bags and send them to you for you to drink as "Lucky Tea". The more leaves, the more luck!

Think about it, it's probably the first tea you can buy using STEEM! I'm accepting offers in the comments below.

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Jokes aside, I will end this with a fast-forward of the eating process of today's mushrooms harvest.

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As you can see, my day is off to a great start. ^.^

Have a great day Steemit!

Now off I go to write my today's short story! :D