John came to our house. He bring a mozart chocolate with him and if you live in europe then you know that we are poor mostly here, so this chocolate is an ultimate gift for thy could bring.
Dan asked John that if he came to stay for the night? So Dan and his wife could know as soon as possible to make a bed for him.
John was so certainly said "NO, i just came for a moment".
"Well alright, if you say so", said Dan.
John stumbled his dirty boots and all the dirt was flying around the room, so messy... but we laughed and told its fine, we will clean it, "come in John".
John said "can i use your motherfucking toilet hahaha?", and guest allowed and guided him where new toiletroom was.
John was urinating that all the toilet was covered with piss, and then he sneezed so much that problem was the toilet paper that he used so much... remember people was poor in europe.
John came out and they all started to eat and chat and had so much fun...
Dan: "John you want to stay for tonight? Clock is so much already".
John said "But ofcourse Dan.".
Dan was actually feeling depressed because why John could not tell him first that when he ask from him if he wanted to stay for night and John said No... but alright, "Its my friend, i take him as he is" throught Dan and screamed his wife to make a bed for John.
At night when all was sleeping John started to scream and moonwalk. Dan tried to wake him up, but if he did, John started agressevly scream to Dan "Why to you wake me? I was fighting the devil!".
"Sorry, but my wife was scared" said Dan.
"Whhha ptü, alright god damn i need to piss anyways..." Said John.
John did go to toilet and started to urinate... again, he pissed the toilet fully... used so much toilet paper and smahsed the toilet almost broken.... not because he was angry, but he just do not have this moral knowing or body feeling how to act tender. He is like "Fucking all the girls deepthroat and then im kicking their asses off" attitude person actually.
So it was intense night.