https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-49413445
Alternative headlines, equally as cromulent and unbiased:
"German mayor thinks he can get away with not doing paperwork"
"Dual-citizenship kerfuffle snares mayor"
"70yo dillydallies on Brexit preparation for 3+ years"
"Incompetent politician to lose position: 'I blame Brexit!'"
"British blamed for German citizenship law"
"German State threatens Her Majesty's subject with loss of rights"
"Local peasants soon free of Scottish tyrant"