Diphenhydramine my friend

in burned •  5 years ago 

Had to try something new. Liquor is quicker. Nicotine is almost completely out of the question. Needed to find something almost, completely undetected by police. A lot of driving in northwest Georgia. DUI went from $2,500 to $10,000; now it's a felony. And my wife can't drive me all over the place.

Not trying to go out like Michael Jackson or Prince, so Diphenhydramine's not perfect. Nicotine's in everything, like caffeine. I have stents. Eliminate liquor, although nothing's cheaper on a day off from work. Aside: Did you know Sugarland™ was a spinoff from Moonshiners? Anyway trying to find a muscle relaxer; sleep's not always an option. But I had a few days off, which is rare. So I decided to write about my new, found friend.

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