WE NEED byteBALLS! Offering STEEM 4 byteBALLS!

in bytes •  6 years ago  (edited)

The word needs to get out!

@grow-pro and I need BALLS!

NO JOKES ABOUT IT!


All this talking about byte BALLS and joking around about BALLS in general has actually sparked up a little "light bulb moment" as I refer to it!

You know, when two people are BSing away and cracking one liners, having a BALL of a time and then some crazy ass#d idea comes to mind and you start getting into it like it's the best idea since the light bulb!

Source


Well we came up with this awesome idea for a bot that we plan on getting up and running in the ByteBALL wallet!

Now, this was all fine and mighty until we started doing the maffffs!

It kinda made us realize that:

WE NEED MORE byteBALLS!


So rather than open up two thousand new Steem accounts and use the Bid Bots to boost them up to a ranking of 30, we figured that we should do this in a fair way!

Yep, silly stupid us want to make money the legitimate way without abusing the system!

Many would and probably do consider us to be IDIOTS, FOOLS or whatever else, but bugger it, we're gonna try!

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Well, anyway, here it is @balls2steem

Basically we are buying byteBALLS and paying for them with Steem, using what we have available right here on Steem!

Cutting out all the costs of converting to BTC, selling, buying and whatever other transactions the exchanges take when you try to get your byteBALLS converted into Steem!

To calculate the rates we are doing the no brainer, using a online up to date calculator that does it all for us, sure it might use some higher rates than the going rates at that second, but who cares, a few cents isn't going to make us poor!

If anything makes us poor it will be our big ideas that were thought up during a conversation in which we were both laughing so hard about the BALL jokes and one liners that our brains were probably lacking the needed oxygen to think straight!

Here is the link for doing the mafffffs:

https://currencio.co/gbyte/steem/

Simple enough!


SO WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY HERE?


Simply put you can turn those byteBALLS you got for free in the airdrop converted to Steem without having to go through any of the exchanges.

Just drop a message in the comments below or simple contact us on Discord:

@grow-pro

or

@jackmiller

and it all gets done nice and simple, no headaches, no middlemen, no converting to BTC first or whatever else, just send, send and all done!


Now many haven't yet taken advantage of the airdrop out there, so if you haven't and you would like to get anywhere from $10 to $50 worth of Steem fall out of the sky, here is the link:

https://steem-byteball.org/#ZV6EN3EF4TJTFRKDWWJIQXWU76JROV3F

Just click on that link and follow the instructions that you can find in the post (link) below:

https://steemit.com/steemit/@punqtured/official-byteball-airdrop-to-steemians

Sure, this may sound too good to be true, but hell, this is the world of Crypto and more importantly STEEM!

Where anything can be made possible!

All double innuendo, double entendre, ohhh you know, all the BALLS talk was INTENTIONAL!

Thanks for reading and hope you grab this opportunity to turn your byteBALLS from the airdrop into Steem without paying all the extra fees that others charge!

Yours truly


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I'll give you some balls. :D

Im in, but i wont have time until tomorrow to do this.. oh, and props on doing the right thing instead of ruining steemit even more like some of these other fucks.. respect..

Love this concept! Laughter leads to amazing things!

Man have you got some balls!

I think this is a great idea, I have just the balls for you, I got them from the airdrop and now I was thinking about turning them in for steem, this is perfect to save me time and money.

By the way that punqtured post you linked to is terrible, with thousands of comments it only loads in the NSA headquarters, not down here with us mere mortals. I'd love to see a guide written in this style, with all the BALLS references in caps, and maybe some fun gifs.

That is a good idea, @grow-pro could actually slap a damn good post on that one.

A simple post with step by step instructions, for us ordinary folks!

as for the conversion, @grow-pro is up, so yeah, if you are in no rush, you can wait for him, he should be here very soon, or if you are in a rush I can handle it.

Either way, just tell us and we'll get it done.

I have 0.15 GBYTES to turn into steem, and both are under the account @ecoinstante. I am in no rush, just happy to test out my balls with you on our blockchain.

Thank You For Entrusting Us With Your Balls, @ecoinstant

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We are happy to STEEM those BALLS, Whenever You're Ready!
Current Exchange Rate can be checked at the link provided. You will receive 13.83 STEEM in exchange for .15 GB - to accept this exchange, simply send bytes (send all minus fees) to

JIBCMLOKLO26JAMKA36OCNPAZCJ4ZSDD

Once confirmed on the DAG, 13.83 STEEM will be sent via @grow-pro and the process of STEEMing your balls will be complete. We are offering the full STEEM amount regardless of the fees deucted. Thanks for using @balls2steem and we are standing by for your exchange whenever you're ready.

Looks like it is on its way!

A side note, I thought the whole point of this whole DAG project was to send BALLS to STEEM user names? I had to email myself that big ol number to make sure I got it in right.

Steem to @ecoinstante please!

Sorry! I typed ecoinstante but it changed to @ecoinstant (I suppose because I have not yet followed and it corrected. My apologies. 13.83 STEEM sent. Thankfully it is free to send on here! I believe that now Byteball has attested user names we will soon be able to send Bytes direct to steemit attested name. Can't wait!

I see! And thankfully it is free, I got the notification and am completely satisfied by the way you handled my balls. I will hand them over to my wife now, it will just take bit until I get to a place where I have my active key, but no biggie ;p

😆 This doesn't get old, I love it. I am really sorry about that, my friend. I should have copy/pasted the name. 😋🔨

Hi buddy, I wanna empty this wallet:
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So, what's the procedure?

Simple enough

use https://currencio.co/gbyte/steem/

0.387661838 GBYTE = 36.65 STEEM

then you send your bytes to

ZV6EN3EF4TJTFRKDWWJIQXWU76JROV3F

as soon as they are confirmed you will get the steem to the account you specify.

Straight forwards and if the fees that the byteball wallet puts on your transfer are cents (usually are, depending on amount) I won't even bother with recalculating it.

Sent! you can send the 36.65 STEEM to me, @ajongcrypto

Paid in full.

Tx 1464de47ea3d7f9e5149b459e23e60d164c5add8@24522267

Included in block 24,522,267 at 2018-07-26 19:34:54 (UTC)

https://steemd.com/tx/1464de47ea3d7f9e5149b459e23e60d164c5add8

Thank you for doing business with us.

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Just for the record:

received +0.387661217 Gbytes (387,661,217 bytes)

so the figure of 36.65 Steem is cool. (unfortunately the bytes wallet takes a cut, but it's like a few cents and I don't want anyone feeling bad about a couple of cents worth of Steem)

Once it's confirmed I will do the transfer and in a comment here leave the transaction (block) number.

The fee is worth $0.00009 but I understand it is still money. So, thank you for sticking to the initial deal, will be waiting.

Thanks for for choosing @balls2steem to STEEM your BALLS

May the STEEM rewards always be with you ✌️😎

@jenniferbailey - check this out if you want to sell your byteballs :)

I'm holding onto my balls right now, but if I ever get bored of that you will be the first person on my list for grabbing a feel.

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#thealliance #witness

How much of that ball stuff will I need to play in the new playground you guys are creating?

  • I have some more to sell, but thinking maybe I should save some to see what you come up with... :D

I have byteball how to convert in steem!!!!!!!!!

@grow-pro will take care of your conversion, he'll be here in a moment.

How many GB would you like to convert, @deepakpathania?

18095094 bytes

Once we know how many GB you would like to convert, we will get a live-quote and be able to offer a conversion rate - once you agree to the STEEM amount to be delivered. Comment with the amount you wish to exchange and an address will be provided along with a conversion rate quote that will be good for 3 hours.

Exchanges will be made based on first come, first serve basis. Best Luck & Happy Steeming

.018gb

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current conversion You will receive 1.70 in exchange for 0.18 GB. If you are happy with this conversion rate, please send funds to:

JIBCMLOKLO26JAMKA36OCNPAZCJ4ZSDD

Once confirmed on the Byteball DAG, your 1.70 STEEM will be sent to @deepakpathania via @grow-pro. Thanks for using @balls2steem, we are standing by and ready for your exchange.

SORRY DEAR .018

pls confirm had send

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

I will honor the initial quote, but the current rate is now 1.63 STEEM - 1.70 sent to @deepakpathania - HAPPY STEEMING!
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thanks

Thanks for choosing @balls2steem to STEEM your byteballs. Happy STEEMING and may the rewards be with!

pls upvote

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

This is a great idea deserving not only balls but an appreciation tip as well

I'm so impressed at your ability to find these things. :D

Can you add numbers for Discord or just add me SavageLion#6040

grow-pro#2163 & jackmiller#5756

We already finish all :D

Thank you for STEEMing your BALLS with @balls2steem, we will handle them with care & we appreciate your exchange!

Who would trade their balls for steem? Crazy.

We also HODL the balls high, @vividessor. We are believers in STEEM and now appreciate what the Byteball team has bestowed upon us. We see great opportunity to create and we are currently buying GBYTE to hopefully jumpstart a great project that will benefit Steemians and offer some really wild new things to the community. Hold em with both hands 😂

Need balls? I got balls xD

If you have 3, I'm impressed 😂🤔😳😮

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

haha, i got 0.849 GigaBalls xD

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

No problem at all to have 😆
If you'd like to exchange them for STEEM, we would be happy to give you a quote for exchange. @jackmiller will send your STEEM for the transaction and he will be glad to make the exchange when he returns (it's after midnight there). I've only got about 45 more STEEM to convert and then I've got to reload 😉
completed • see wallet

Good morning, G'day @z3ll from this end of the globe!

Yeah, that isn't an issue,

that is 0.849 GBYTE = 80.26 STEEM

as per: https://currencio.co/gbyte/steem/

The account to send your bytes to is: ZV6EN3EF4TJTFRKDWWJIQXWU76JROV3F

once they are confirmed by the byteball wallet, I'll get the Steem sent over ASAP. (usually in a matter of minutes).

Look forward to doing business with you.

Oh hi man @jackmiller, the trade already happened, sorry :(

ahhhhh so we have "snipers" out there!

Well, we are open about it and very transparent, so watch out in future when approached by people who are doing things in a "shady" manner!

Glad to hear everything went by OK.

cheers.

haha no worries it was your friend grow-pro

Excellent, that is great.

He is asleep now and I am almost awake, so yeah, our timezone differences work out well.

Thanks for doing business with us.

Appreciate it.

I am wanting to convert my byteballs to steem. Am happy to trade! Thanks 🌅✌🙃

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

Awesome @yogajill! Just let us know how many GB you would like to convert. We have a simple process that makes this painless, so whenever you're ready - simply let me know how many GB you wish to convert and I'll give you the address to execute the exchange.


You can also learn more about the process here in the intro post. Let us know if you have any questions and we will certainly see that you get answers! Thanks10

Hi! I commented in the comment below. Is this your account too?

Hi! I commented
In the comment below. Is
This your account too?

                 - yogajill


I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

Yes, sure is! @jackmiller & I started this simple account for a few cool initiatives we are working on. Let me know if you have any questions

After stating how much GB you wish to convert, you will receive a quote similar to this:
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Along with an address to send the bytes to. Once the transaction is confirmed, STEEM will be sent to your account via either @jackmiller or @grow-pro. Thanks!

Oh geeze! Pls bare with me! I don't understand what to do. This is what I have, I would convert it all to steem. Am I on the right track LOL!
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Yoga Jill you should click on chat, go to bots, and find the steem attestation bot. There you have to follow some prompts. Put in your address with the ... button, and when it asks you have to make your steem name public.

I know that article takes forever to load, hope this helps.

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

Thank-you!! I will giver a try. Will this screen work, once I have the address? @grow-pro (just kind green here!!)

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You'll need to go into the chat, scroll down to STEEM attestation bot and add/click to open - that will prompt the bot directions. I'm in the process of making a painless tutorial for this - bear with 😉

🙈 now what? LOL

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

Ok, have no fear - there's lots of help here!
Ok, so if you have your wallet open, have found the Steemit bot and have open a chat dialogue box - it should have prompted you with a message to tell it your address - simply click the three dots in the left bottom corner and it will expand a pop up box - SELECT insert my addres and that will fill the message area with your address - click send. note: if the bot has not prompted anything, simply insert your address and send to activate the bot

It will then prompt you with instructions to follow. Follow the instructions and you will need your STEEMIT posting or active key handy (to paste into steemconnect). To find that - on your Steemit blog - click wallet - then you will see a PERMISSIONS button (top left center) Click that. To get your private Posting Key you will see the option "login to show private" - you will need to sign in to see the private key. Once you have that, simply copy it and paste it in the steemconnect sign in - this won't save your key, STEEM connect is safe and doesn't store on servers - once that is complete it will tell you to close the window and return to GBYTE wallet. Simply follow the bot directions to complete the attestation and you should be home free!

Don't hesitate to ask if you have questions, we are all just learning this crazy new stuff together, so community support is here if you need it.

No, on the bottom menu, you are in send. Click on chat first.

Then the top menu, click on bot store. In the bot store look for steem attestation bot. Keep sending screenshots, it helps.

It doesn't appear you have completed the attestation yet, @yogajill.
https://steemit.com/steemit/@punqtured/official-byteball-airdrop-to-steemians
I would try to follow the steps shown in this official post so that you can claim the airdrop.
$0.01 / 60k bytes was sent to you to complete attestation, but you would have half of your reward still in smart contract (locked for 1 year) if you had completed. I'd start there and feel free to ask questions - we will try to ensure you get that reward 😉

Made me think of this...

Yes i know, GBYTE are cheap, and a good Crypto . Undervalued.

We could all be if we HODL the bytes 😆

Oh yeah I want to ballionaire so bad. I have hundreds of millions of balls already!

That's what we call

Ballin'

I would love to do this as well, please let know how to proceed. I have 151,486,190 bytes. Please let me know what to do next. Thanks this is so much easier.

Sure, just send what you have to

ZV6EN3EF4TJTFRKDWWJIQXWU76JROV3F

(byteball wallet)

We use this site to calculate the exchange rate:

https://currencio.co/gbyte/steem/

Once the payment is confirmed in the byteball wallet, soon after your Steem will be paid into your Steem wallet.

Simple as that really.

Ok I have done it should be there now. Hope its correct

Would you like the Steem transferred to @claudiaz (wallet)?

0.151485509 GBYTE = 14.91 STEEM

@claudiaz To what steem account would you like it sent to?

to @claudiaz please, thank you so much

Tx cd1b5b15201397c82a9d4edb18014de52a452d91@24628438

Included in block 24,628,438 at 2018-07-30 12:27:21 (UTC)

ref: https://steemd.com/tx/cd1b5b15201397c82a9d4edb18014de52a452d91

Paid in full.

Thank you for doing business with us.

thank you so much I have received it now in my wallet.

It was a pleasure doing business with you.

Sincerely

@jackmiller (Witness)

Hmmm... Balls everywhere... Not getting it, must be too sophisticated a joke!

BALLS!

Go grab 'em!

No grabbing... Only byte-ing

There we go
Way to keep it
Above the belt
Well done @bengy 😆

@balls2steem
Like so many others, I'd like to Power-Up here!
This is what I currently have to swap for Steem:

Sure, be my pleasure,

0.169238938 GBYTE = 13.98 STEEM

https://currencio.co/gbyte/steem/

Just send your bytes to:

ZV6EN3EF4TJTFRKDWWJIQXWU76JROV3F

once the transaction is confirmed, the Steem shall be sent to your account.

Look forward to doing business with you.

It has been sent! By the way, it said "transfer all, minus fees" so that entire amount might not go through. If so, you may adjust the amount of Steem you send to my account accordingly, so you are not caught short. 🙂

@jackmiller ~ Wow, that was a fast transfer! And rounded up...? THANK YOU for that! 🤗
Many thanks to you and @grow-pro for providing this super-easy service for us!

Paid in full. (I rounded it up)

Tx 7cf5f29601abd62e5dc0797db6cc0bd8dd291e88@24698205

Included in block 24,698,205 at 2018-08-01 22:37:39 (UTC)

ref: https://steemd.com/tx/7cf5f29601abd62e5dc0797db6cc0bd8dd291e88

Thank you for doing business with us.

I have some left over byte balls. I might have to make use of your services here I think...

Sure, no problems.

How many would you like to convert to Steem?

We will accept your balls, simply let us know how many GB you wish to convert and @balls2steem will offer you a quote. You will be prompted with a wallet address if you accept the current rate of exchange and can send to the address. STEEM will be delivered upon confirmation of GBYTE payment. Thanks for the consideration @apistrading.

Very good. I still gotta say I liked my post about washing balls better though. In the end, we are doing the same dirty job. Good job my friend.

See, washing is great....BUT

You should try to STEEM your BALLS...

I wish you all the best on your endeavor. I am swapping mine to BTC at this time. Thank you for the service you are providing.

BALLS!

Ok, now you're just tickling the fuzzies 😗
Will have to blame cite you as the source for this when I use it

that is good idea

Hello. I want to sell 51,100,000 bytes

Can you send me a snapshot of your wallet (the screen) just so that I can double check the figure.

We've had a few people type in higher/lower figures than what is actually in the wallet. (easy mistake to make with all the numbers there)

But yes, we can go ahead and take care of business.

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Or you can just send them to

ZV6EN3EF4TJTFRKDWWJIQXWU76JROV3F

and when they arrive, the steem will be paid as per the exchange rates on:

https://currencio.co/gbyte/steem/

Should l send to this address?

ZV6EN3EF4TJTFRKDWWJIQXWU76JROV3F

yes

Sent

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0.051112504 GBYTE = 4.07 STEEM

will be transferred soon after the byteball wallet confirms the transaction

Paid in full

Tx 80227bfba2c6aa5e03608cfec471b36aaa6f74c7@24766502

Included in block 24,766,502 at 2018-08-04 07:33:45 (UTC)

ref: https://steemd.com/tx/80227bfba2c6aa5e03608cfec471b36aaa6f74c7

Thank you for doing business with us.

Thanks

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Please I have some byteballs for exchange, how do I go about it ?

Hi,

just send them to

ZV6EN3EF4TJTFRKDWWJIQXWU76JROV3F

and when they arrive, the steem will be paid as per the exchange rates on:

https://currencio.co/gbyte/steem/

Ok...verify

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0.039100 GBYTE = 2.867 STEEM

Tx ead2da95be9de8a8b48aa9a99f2980206c4a474b@25670033

https://steemd.com/tx/ead2da95be9de8a8b48aa9a99f2980206c4a474b

Thanks for the business.

Seen ✌️