Birthdays Are For Self-Reflection (And Lots Of Cake)

My birthday is in a week and this year I've decided to get myself a cake because I haven't done that in a long time because your girl can get a little health obsessed.

So. The more frosting the better. The goal is to get into a cake coma.
Which one would you pick?

I know it looks extra basic but #simplicityistheultimatesophistication

This one makes me go down memory lane!

There's a third option in the back of my mind (and a safer one because it's only a one piece cake...) Strawberry shortcake... Just looking at it makes me wanna...