AKPOS#5

Akpors: I'm in a big trouble!
Johnny: Why is that?
Akpors: I saw a mouse in my house!
Johnny: Oh, well, all you need to do is use
a
trap. Akpors: I don't have one. Johnny: Well
then, buy one.
Akpors: Can't afford one.
Johnny: I can give you mine if you want.
Akpors: That sounds good.
Johnny: All you need to do is just use some
cheese in order to make the mouse come
to the
trap.
Akpors: I don't have any cheese.
Johnny: Okay then, take a piece of bread and
put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
Akpors: I don't have oil.
Johnny: Well, then put only a small piece
of bread.
Akpors: I don't have bread. Johnny: Then
what the Bleep is the mouse
doing at your house?