funnny joke

A rich man's son who was classmate to
Akpos told him dat most adults are
hiding at least one dark secret & dat this
makes it very easy to blackmail them by
saying,"I know the whole truth." So Akpos
decided to go home & try it out.
He got home & as he greeted
his mother he said,"Mama, I know the whole
truth."
His mother quickly hands him N500 &
said,"Just dont tell your father."
Q...uite pleased, he waited for his
father to get home from work & on arrival his
greeting to His father was"Papa, I know the
whole
truth"His
father quickly took him aside &
gave him N1000 saying"just don't tell ur
mother" wow! Amazed by dis, he ran out to
meet d gate man saying"I know the
whole truth"d gate man quickly dropped d
padlock & embraced him really tight n
said" thank God say u don know
say na me be ur Papa.....!!
Akpos fainted!!!