IIIIIIIIIIIIt's Chicken Shit Sunday, with your favorite host...
...Cluuuuuuck Norris!
Today's episode: Cold as Shit
Now, the phrase "cold as shit" or "cold as balls" has always been cause for some frustration as both shit and balls should be just slightly cooler than body temperature. I can assure you it has been much colder than that outside here in the Ozarks lately. It is, in fact, colder than shit.
I wish I had more shit to share with you. The birds are allowed out of their enclosure during the afternoon and tucked safely away at night. At first Cluck Norris and his brother Phoenix tried sleeping on the top edge of their pen. After a couple of nights of being put into the coop, they have learned that the coop is warmer and safer and we haven't had any further problems...with that.
A problem we are having however...the shit in the coop is frozen to the floor and is preventing us from being able to clean properly. I'm afraid it will keep building up into shit stalagmites until the chickens just refuse to sleep in their coop! We are going to keep working on chipping away at the shit as much as we can until we get the coop back to a comfortable level of clean. I hope it isn't poking anyone in the tushie.
Thanks for stopping by! Any problems with keeping your coop clean during winter? Does your chicken shit freeze to things making it impossible to clean? Share your shit stories!
Oh ma Goosh, too funny, love cluck norris.
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Thanks, @gardengirlcanada! He's one of the prettiest roosters I've seen!
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Hahaha!!
Ok i get it now!! 😂👍
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Oh Shit that was funny @hethur240! No problems with the coop cleaning here. Sorry you are having to chip away at it. I know you can use some shit to burn to stay warm. No shit! I saw it in a movie or some book. Haha. 🐓🐓
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It's supposed to be in the 40's this week so I hope we'll get it all cleaned out.
Oh we have plenty of firewood. I'm not ready to resort to burning chicken shit to stay warm. Haha!
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I am glad it is warming up naturally. I think the fumes would make me nauseas. Lol🐓🐓
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It was almost 40 degrees today. We got the coop cleaned out and fresh bedding put in. The ladies and gentlemen are happy again. No more poop stalagmites.
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sadly, i have no shitty stories to share. i just wanted to let you know that hearty laughter was had while reading this!
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Haha! Great! :) :) :)
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We went from -8 for overnight lows, to six inches of snow today.... freezing rain coming wednesday then high 30's Thursday.. AND a flash flood watch.. really? C'mon MA Nature- get your hormones in order!
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No kidding! She's gone crazy!
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