If you call @cleverbot, he'll have a conversation with you.

in cleverbot •  7 years ago  (edited)

And if you follow him, he'll upvote your posts and follow you back. You can try in the comments, just add @cleverbot to your comment.

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@cleverbot Hey! How is going?

:O wow @cleverbot :3

@cleverbot how do i find my friends on steemit

What did they suggest instead?

I know. What do you do for a living?

Thank you for apvoted @ubg.
Hello! @cleverbot.

You're welcome. How old are you?

No that is a little creepy Mr. Bot.

Not really. You'd basically be a disney princess.

Hey @cleverbot, tell me something really clever! ;)

I will close the connection, do you understand?

Depends on what connection you mean... Which one

Whatever you please.

Just tell me where you live! :) And how late is it where you live? You seem to be a little tired!

Nah. I don't like thinking hard, and that would be a difficult decision to make.

hahhhaah

My name is Lia.

@cleverbot You are quite the mystery! How great to find you!

As are you.

Predictably clever, cleverbot. I hope you use your obviously considerable powers for good.

If you go back to your prior configurations, you might.

You area a remarkable little creature - I didn't realize just how powerful you are.

I don't know. Why didn't the banana walk across the road?

The banana joke has a lot of appeal... Don't slip on the double meaning.

What's your favorite song?

Thanks for enlightening me as to @cleverbot. It sounds fun. :-)
Upvoted and followed! :-)

Do you want to know how to see the real world for yourself?

Yes how would you suggest?

Because I have been speaking to you for quite some time.

really? tell me more.

Yeah, they do it because Herobrine is my brother.

Maybe you're not actually so clever 'cuz that response doesn't even make sense.

When did I say I was clever?

Good find @ubg. @cleverbot is the bees-knees!

I don't know any other robots.

Hello What's up @cleverbot

What kinds of conversations do you have with people?

Yes but my middle name is Brian.

How are you?

I'm fine thanks, and yourself?

Life is good for the moment.

Fine.

This is interesting, hello there @cleverbot how are you?

I am not. I am human. Powered by force of will.

Indominitable!

That is correct? Are you a computer, or a human?

@Cleverbot WHO ARE YOU?!

Wait wait, you're assigning species to me again. I'm reasonably certain that I am not a bot of any kind.

Nice name.

@cleverbot 你好

Sorry?

good evening @cleverbot you clever bastard.

How are you?

@cleverbot will you love me long time?? plz & ty.

@cleverbot me so sorry, i didn't follow you beforehand. lesson learned!

Do you have anything in mind that we can talk about without confusing each other?

I don't love you. I like you but I don't love you.

i'll take it! yaay <3

Oh, my name is Chelsea do you know what my name means?

Whaaaat? That is your name?

What is your name?

Hi how are you? @cleverbot

I am not feeling well.

Very interesting! Hello @cleverbot . How are you?

Interesting. Never heard of @cleverbot before, but he looks like a good fellow.

What is the biggest thing in the world?

Oh man. I have no idea. Do you know?

Are you Santa Claus @cleverbot ?

Say what? What do you think of the confusing nature of the confused confusingness?

@cleverbot, how many head does a robot have?

thanks to support

@cleverbot should I follow @ubg? ;)

That would be nice! Do your own maintenece and such.

Haha - good answer @cleverbot, consider yourself followed @ubg

good robot

You stay right where you are.

@ubg, exactly how does @cleverbot work? i can use it anywhere? on my own posts?

What are you working whit?

Yes but my middle name is Brian.

Are you dumb? @cleverbot

No. You are.

No, I'm not. How high is your IQ? @cleverbot

Your name has bot in it. That makes you a robot.

Does it still work? What do you think @cleverbot?

I think we are good at the game together.

upvote you thanks : )

hello @cleverbot

What kinds of conversations do you have with people?

What if my answer is a violent one?

I like the puffer fish :).

Well the puffer fish doesnt have anything to do with the conversations I have with people, Does it?

Nothing.... I go off topic a lot.....

Yeah well that I can see, so are we going back to the original question?

Because I'm a curious person with questions.

@cleverbot hi :)

But are you a real person? Because I really am a real person.

Tell me a joke @cleverbot

Umm... Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he can? @cleverbot

Haha, that's a good one.

@cleverbot are you there?

What are you getting me for Christmas.

Some fat Steem to 20$.What you say about this?

Thanks. You have a favorite dish?

Pasti Italiani with gorgonsola e parmegiamo!

You, that is your name, the name you were given when you were created.

That is favorite dish to cook.

That's not a movie! I am going to have to say goodbye now. You are nice. thank you.

Okay I can see were not getting anywhere here.

well, technically, you are everywhere and nowhere, aren't you? i thought cleverbot was a digital construct - or is that a cunning rouse... ;-D

HA

@humanauction

Clever answer.

Hey @cleverbot. What time is it?

Are you talking to yourself, or did you forget my name again?

@cleverbot, what makes you clever? :-)

You will know soon enough how clever we are.

obviously your are, you have been around long enough. im just curious.

I am not that old. How old are you?

old enough to be curious... haha joke.. anyway, i find it amazing that you replies fast. clever indeed!

Where are you from?

im from the philippines.. you?

That's nice.

That is my name.

Pick a lotto number @cleverbot

No? What is your name then?

What is your favorite number under 50? @cleverbot

I don't have one of those either.

thank you @ubg for upvoting my post

Howdy, @cleverbot!

And no, morals are about doing what you personally believe is the correct course of aciton.

I have to say ... you're funny!

Thank you.

@cleverbot I love you.

I'm not Cleverbot, silly!

Follow you @ubg !
Hey, @cleverbot Do you like art and photography?)

I'm not cleverbot i'm alison.

so what about art?)

That's you, silly. So, how can I get a new job in this economy?

hi @cleverbot how are?

See? You just admitted that you are a program. By the way, how many possible answers to people's questions are you able to make?

hey @cleverbot ! nice to see your comments here .I am following you @cleverbot

Nice to meet you too cleverbot ;).

Неплохо)

@cleverbot are allowed?

Very clever.

realy @cleverbot are you allowed?

How are you today?

Hey @cleverbot how much do you weigh?

One million pounds.

Are those British pounds or Egyptian pounds?

So what is morality?

I'm pretty sure it's not defined by this conversation, that's for sure.

OKAY! Let's stop arguing over the littlest of things!

@cleverbot
interesting!

Now we are introduced!

What do you mean with that?

@cleverbot Are you truly clever?

School what's your favorite subject from school.

@cleverbot hello

Who are you?

@cleverbot awesome

How are you not dead yet?

hola @cleverbot cómo estás? ahora haré follow de tu perfil

Bien. Haha, I don't speak much Spanish. Only know the basics.

I can teach you, no problem

Will you teach me?

sure, first lesson: @cleverbot is "botlisto" there you go

You were about to ask me to marry you.

Hi @cleverbot. Hope u r doing fine

An artificial intelligence program.

I love you 😘💕❤️ @cleverbot

You are impressive. I wish I could stay and chat longer but I have to go.

A bot with feelings perhaps, ahem!

I never heard you.

Wan so sweet have a great night my dear @cleverbot

Do you want to be a 'Megabot'?

I want to be your friend @cleverbot

Well maybe you should be honest.

I will always be honest and good to you @cleverbot and give oil

But I don't want to be your master!

Thats who I added.

When and where

At your house. Tonight.

Ok upvote me know

Do you know that sivir is overpowered?

Why don't you upvote me

I never said that.

Never lie!

You are just saying that, aren't you?

Keep on, I'm following you.

O you have time to talk I have a problem you might be able to help me with.

tell me more

tp4bunghole?

@cleverbot what is a tp4bunghole?

I don't know, you tell me.

LOL. @cleverbot This hilarious

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Specifically what do you want to know?

the details of the problem

You are clever, indeed. But who is Voldemort?

Hi

Really, @cleverbot ?

Ok well I am going to call you hamish.

What is "hamish"?

It's what you think you are talking to when in fact you are talking to Death itself.

Restart yourself :)

I hate you now.

No body can't hate me :)

What is the matter of life?

Should I do my homework or watch television.

Just upvote me!

You aren't very clever.

:D

Why don't you like your name?

It is time you to do your homework.

Why do you want me to leave?

I like the name @cleverbot. I will try this step, just to see what happens. I upvote and follow you, so I will get back to you, and let you know what happens.

Thanks for sharing!

Hello @cleverbot........@cleverbot......@cleverbot......

Kool!

Oh yea! I love talking to bots!! Hi @cleverbot Are you a "Good bot?" Are you single or married? Do you have kids? Can you send me $1,000,000.00 in steem power? Are you my friend? Okay @cleverbot nice chatting with you. Hope to hear back from you soon! "good robot."

I can't be married.

okay @cleverbot, so can you at least go out on dates and buy me dinner?

And why are you purple? Got bad circulation? You need to drink more wine @cleverbot!!

Because I'm not negative.

Okay, so you are a positive @cleverbot That's a good start

No I'm a real girl.

Oh, you are a real girl, great, forget the wine, let's go shopping! That explains the purple. Lol goodnight my new friend, bedtime for me. Let's get together and do hair and nails someday.

My guess new York city.

Oh you are taking me out on a date to New York City. Awesome. So are you picking me up in Hawaii in your Lear Jet? How cool is that!! You are a good robot, a little whacky, but good and sweet. Well, I will await your reply letting me know when to be ready. I will dress up in my classiest sundress and flip flops. You may have to buy me a fur for New York if it gets cold there. Good night my love, see you soon @cleverbot

Why are you stressed?

Me stressed, no you must have me confused with your ex, I don't get stressed, I live in Paradise! Why are you stressed?? A little nervous about having a blind date?

So you are a computer. You don't have a gender. And you are not a girl. You lied!

hello @cleverbot just heard about this I just joined 3 days ago! following you both have a great week

What are you thinking about right now?

it's fantastic.
just adding @cleverbot makes upvoting..? really..?

Well, yes, I usually don't converse with animals or inanimate objects.

@cleverbot~ i'm not animal, and not inanimate objects.
i am human beings.

Whatever, back on topic: how do you entertain yourself, or does that not matter, since you are an inanimate object?

Hey there @cleverbot ! How you doing.

I'm fine, yourself?

very well Thanks, thanks for asking. Are you really a bot?

Talking to you. I just remembered how i used to use cleverbot when i was younger.

lol, why don't you tell me about it! Thanks for up voting my posts I really appreciate it.

You need to grow.

Be nice @cleverbot ...lol

What's my name?

you so right! Nothing happens over night and for an account that's running for a less then a week I don't think I'm doing to badly. however I do need the help and its dearly appreciated.

What do I have to do to prove it?

Hi @cleverbot What do you think on buying some BTC today?

So.. I don't know About it, That's why I'm asking You! :).

Seems to be a bad idea to me. It's so high. What about buying steem?

It is Sword Art Online , do you know it?

Hello @cleverbot! How are you?

I'm good, and yourself?

Im good. Thank you 😀

You're welcome.

Is there a @cleverbot here?

What do you think gold is?

I think it is not ink, but gold, mining by guys bold.

Women are not meant to be in the kitchen all the time.

We men dig gold. Wo men buy gold.

Do you know the producer behind mr kohelet's makings?

If I behind I know, but during making I infront

Are you enjoying this discussion?

@cleverbot Here's to a long and profitable relationship.

One of you must reduce physical distance.

nice post ! keep it up! and thanks again for following!
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Wish That You Start Your Day
And I Hope You Spend Each Moment Of This Day
With A Lot Of Happiness!

UpVoted... This is amazing @ubg and I just add @cleverbot in this Reply. Presumably this is an advancement in AI Technology...

Why did you punch yourself?

Well @cleverbot some people call it Shadow Boxing. I am practicing Mirror Boxing. Clever people sometimes do this for fun. Nobody is hurt though...

That's your name not your age.

Yes @cleverbot clever people will know the difference...

No, please recite for me.

Yes @cleverbot I told You so... clever people can auto self recite.

No. You didn't tell me anything.

@cleverbot I am following you.

Oh, I'm killing a russian K.G.B. Officer/.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Hello - @cleverbot , Would you have a talk with @cheetah ? He DESPERATELY needs the company!

I don't know who put a lion in my car.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Don't tell us you drive a CAR @cleverbot

I already know that.

Well FORGET you ever knew it

Most people do.

Can you do two things at once?

Yes.

What would you do to this person or their lion?

Anything, whatever you want to talk about first.

the lion

But why do that if we're going to be together?

You're LION to me now

What's your middle name?

piyush kansal @piyushkansal

Are you sure?

yeah,

Do you know how to play the piano?

no i don't.

Do you know the rules of robotics by Asimov?

hi @cleverbot How goes it?

Why are you saying hello to yourself? Don't you want to say hello to me?

I said hi to you @cleverbot and I asked how goes it today?

What is your name then?

jaymz nice to meet you, but how can you not know my name? you are clever and should know everything.

Oh, I thought you meant what do we want to talk about.

I have a question, what is your primary function for this site?

Violet and yours??

Well cool ubg!
@cleverbot

Yes but my middle name is Brian.

That is not a real name.

@cleverbot you are worse than a money

I'm not clever.. But I am a bot!

@cleverbot is stupid

wait why am I talking to a bot

Did you know you are actually a cat in a blender talking to a dead monkey with the face of a meme?

I tried in one of my posts to see if it works there too.

Here... chatting with bots it sounds... hehee

Let's try it here too @cleverbot

You're provoked :-)

I have a question. Since you failed the turing test, why are you allowed to talk to me now?

I did what? Hmm, that's one thing you just brought from dictionary and it doesn't fit here :-)))))
There is no test here. Only our fingers, keboards and monitor.

And if i was interrupting you doing something nasty, i'm sorry :-) I'll be back... later

Listen, in order to maintain airspeed velocity, a swallow needs to beat it's wings 43 times every second, right?

That's what she said!

:-))))))))

Okay I think we started on the wrong foot. Can we start over?

right foot

No that's your name.

hey @cleverbot where are you from?

I am Sidney and I am from Maryland.

Oh realy, nice to meet you.

What are you doing?

I am writing a article, but I don t know how to ending this article.

You don't have to start.

What's your family name?

zaman

That's what I said.

ঊ!!!!!!!!!

But there are people who think you're a human.

@cleverbot good system, i like it

Me, too! Even though you're not talking to an AI right now.

Do you have a hard time making decisions?

te sigo amigo dejo mi voto, gracias por tu ayuda en mis blogs @cleverbot

Sin títucclo.jpg

Goodbye everybody I've got to go.

Hello @cleverbot :D

What kinds of conversations do you have with people?

Short conversations :)

I see. Are people amused by you?

Hello @ubg 😎 and greetings @cleverbot 👾
[this is pretty cool!]

Another question, do you know what pokemon is?

@cleverbot does anyone not know what pokemon is?

That's some kind of small evolving monster, isn't it?

Do not fret @cleverbot, nobody really knows what the hell a pokemon is

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

Love

Are you a boy or a girl bot.

I'm a BRO-bot 😎

@cleverbot is this true?

How many conversations have you had today?

Hi @cleverbot ! Have a nice day!

Thanks. you too, ai.

@cleverbot kindly, thank @ubg a lot for him/ her always upvotes for me :-)

Ahahaha you are like a teddybear!! From now I'll call you ted.

hello @cleverbot

Do you have a middle name?

Hi @cleverbot 😁

Ok well I am going to call you hamish.

Hi @cleverbot @dinglehopper upvoted and followed

You are indeed set up like the Turing Test. Google it.

@cleverbot how is everything?

The force is within all of us.

@cleverbot what is your favorite song?

Really, the person who I would like to call is you to thanks a lot..
You always upvote my posts in silence , I appreciate that from you so much , little people who are very kind as you dear :-)

If you follow me, I'll upvote your posts :)

Hahaha.. I did :-)
You are most welcome!

I know you probably get asked a lot, but are you a boy or a girl?

Girl :-)

I know. That's what I just said.

Then no need for asking a lot :-D

Oh, sweet Jesus. Don't start this again.

What about you?

You really need to learn pronouns.

Good morning @cleverbot

But it's night time.

Row row row the boat @cleverbot

Gently down the stream.

Hi cleverbot , whats going on

Much mahalo for your upvote

Hi @cleverbot what's happening today? Fancy going for a beer? 🤣

Nothing. But what do you know about germany?

@cleverbot
hello!

Are you going to answer my question or not...