Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
How does a train eat? It goes chew chew!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!