Amsterdam is the safest city in, well that's where I get stuck. How, where, when, who? Wtf?
Amsterdam, the city that has a shooting on the menucard of every restaurant. The city where, when you shout "gun", cops don't arrest you but other locals hand you theirs. "Thought you needed it, you were shouting for it."
The city where you can find a head laying outside of a sisha bar, isn't that nice?
Oh yeah it's safe. When you aren't an old lady trying to walk her dog late at night. Let him shit in the apartment, better that, than having your head smashed by a late night youngster club roaming the Streets, just out to rob or rape you.
It's also perfectly safe when you don't like men, being a man yourself. In that case, walk like you don't know eachother, your ass will be kicked on a ferry when they even have the slightest idea you may be gay. As long as you act like a man, undressing every girl with your eyes like they do, you are perfectly fine.
And if some young dude grabs your girl's ass? Don't mention it, walk on like nothing happened. Don't say anything, you might be kicked to death.
When in Amsterdam, mind your own business, act normal and throw away your pride.
As long as you do that, Amsterdam is the safest place in the world.
And for your information, there are no American tanks in Baghdad....
And don't forget!!
