25 years ago, 50 years ago…. 100 years ago… it doesn’t matter, same shit different day.
RIP always George
Jammin' in New York – 1992 – George Carlin
Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf" - 7:35
"Little Things We Share" - 7:47
"Airline Announcements" - 16:44
"Golf Courses for the Homeless" - 11:13
"The Planet Is Fine" - 13:37
“We’re not good at anything else anymore … no steel industry … no healthcare … but we can bomb the shit out of your country. Especially if it’s full of brown people
Dominate the world … that’s our fuckin’ job. I’ve got this moron thing I do … its’ called thinking. I don’t believe anything the government tells me. I don’t take seriously the media or press. I don’t really believe in my country. Leave symbols to the “symbol minded”. War is a lot of prick waving. That’s what all that asshole jock bullshit is about. Men kill each other in order to improve their self-esteem. Bombs, rockets, and bullets are shaped like dicks. It’s called fucking with people. The Persian Gulf was a big prick waving dick fight.
This whole country has a manhood problem. The few things that make us different, that’s how the ruling class operates, they keep the lower classes fighting with each other. The upper class keeps all of the money and pays none of the taxes. The middle class does all the work and pays all the tax. The poor are there just to scare the shit out of the middle class.
We love to declare war on things here in America. We don’t actually do anything about it. We just like to declare war on it.
No one trusts the water anymore. The system is slowly breaking down. I’m an entropy fan. In this country, the whole social structure is just beginning to come apart. I wanna see some guy running thru K-mart with an automatic weapon firing at the clerks. I want to see people under pressure. I just want some entertainment. I wanna see some cars on fire. Just means more fun for me … at least I admit to those feelings. I love bad news. The more bad news there is the faster this system collapses. I’m glad the water sucks. You know what I do about it? I drink it!
I like a lot of chemical additives. I’m not a person worried about everything. Worried about carcinogens, asbestos, toxins, and saving endangered species. Over 90% of all species that ever lived are already gone. We’re so self important. Everyone has to save something. And those who say “Save the Planet?”. We don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet! The planet is fine. The people are fucked. The planet has been through a lot worse than us. And we think some plastic bags and aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet isn’t going anywhere … we are. Pack your shit folks.”
