mis-jokes

in comedy •  7 years ago 


He goes to the store and says to the store
-Pepito: Good lady, give me some batteries for my cart

-Tedera: Bring me your cart I'll put them on
-Pepito: I put them or nothing
-Tedera: Then I do not sell you anything
-Pepito: Do not sell me anything
Pepito leaves and arrives the next day
-Pepito: Buenas gives me a bag of seeds to plant

-Tedera: Bring me your pot, I'll plant them
-Pit: I planto them or nothing
-Tedera: Then I do not sell you anything
-Pepito: Do not sell anything, go pepito and return the next day with a black bag in his hand and says:
-Pepito: Lady put your hand to the bag
The Tiendera puts it in and says:
-Tendera: Pepito this is poop
-Pepito: Give me two rolls of toilet paper please

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