"Here is the story of Little David, and how he started a new music form"

in comedy •  7 years ago 

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Here is the story of little David,
and how he started Rock and Roll.
Little David was a favorite of the King. He was just a young shepherd boy.
He knew nothing about swords or war, but all the King's warriors were
Being slaughtered by the Giant, Goliath.
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David wanted to help, but he was no warrior.
When David saw the size of Goliath, all he had with him was his sling,
fashioned for a blue suede tennis shoe tongue.
He searched diligently in the whereabouts of the
stream bed for a smooth flat, slick river rock.
And be-HOLD!

He came upon a smooth, flat, slick river rock, and
he placed it in his folded blue suede tennis shoe tongue,
and wound up thusly:
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V-v-v-v VING went the rock,
FAP! It hit the giant and he say
Oooo!

Cause it hurt Dear Hearts.
So that is how Little David started Rock and Roll;
He took a rock and
ROLLLLLED the Giant. 😈
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"Little David and Rock and Roll"
by
Jerry E Smith
©12/4/17

paraphrased from a comedy routine by
Brother Dave Gardner

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Naked man on my screen, on top of my feed...kind of thinking this should be marked, "not safe for work," even if you are posting about something appropriate. I think this picture is inappropriate.

I'm sorry you feel that way @mountainmamma, it is a work of art. A painting, you would see
In a museum. Do you think works of art depicting naked people are inappropriate?
You only see him from the back, I just don't understand that attitude. 😞